Peanut Pick up lines

The best Peanut pick up lines

Are you peanut butter?

Cuz I wanna spread you
👤︎ u/xXn00bslayerXx420
📅︎ Feb 16
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Hey girl are you peanut butter?

Because I want to spread you
👤︎ u/makatich
📅︎ Mar 30
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In order to be classified as peanut butter,

peanut butter needs to contain as least 90% peanuts, otherwise it's classified as a peanut spread. So would you like to come over, eat 20lbs of peanuts, and get peanut spread?
👤︎ u/Shipper0007
📅︎ May 24
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Did you know my legs are like peanut butter?

Smooth, creamy, and easy to spread.
👤︎ u/jeanettevee093
📅︎ Apr 02
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Are you peanut butter

Because my dog likes you on my penis
👤︎ u/11SecretSpices
📅︎ Aug 18
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Hey girl, are your legs made of Nutella/peanut butter...

Cause I’d love to spread em
👤︎ u/Straycat43
📅︎ May 02
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Have you ever put peanut butter on your face?

No, well you might want to consider it because your face is the jam😉
👤︎ u/texas2bass
📅︎ Mar 30
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You’re just like a jar of peanut butter, but I don’t need a spoon too eat you out.

To* edit didn’t notice til after
👤︎ u/wafflesOWO
📅︎ Apr 10
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Hey Girl, are you a jar of peanut butter?

Cos I wanna stick my fingers in you and taste your insides.
👤︎ u/TheBackstreetNet
📅︎ May 26
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So, have you been eating peanuts?

Cause I’m about to suck a PayDay out your ass.
👤︎ u/here4thaboobies
📅︎ Sep 14
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Wanna make a sandwich?

I'll be the peanut butter and you can be the jelly
👤︎ u/Brogomakishima
📅︎ Aug 27
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Do I owe you some money?

Cos I’ll spread it like peanut butter jelly
👤︎ u/--starlord---
📅︎ Aug 08
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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam?

I can't peanut butter my dick in your ass
👤︎ u/PopsicleMonsterEater
📅︎ Oct 09
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Let's talk about our favorite sandwich spreads!

I like peanut butter spread, peanut butter and jelly spread, egg and mayo spread, and I also love your legs spread.
👤︎ u/SemperFalluntIocis
📅︎ Aug 20
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My favorite funny pick up lines

The first pick up line is well known but yeah. I wouldn't use funny pick up lines when first meeting someone but only when you're already close and just wanna flirt. 1. Hey girl are your parents retarded? Cuz damn girl you're special. (Kind of a touchy one depending on the person) 2. Hey do you like to eat magnets? No why? Cuz I'm pretty attracted to you. 3. Do you have any peanuts in your purse? No. How about a date? 4. Hey girl are you my appendix because I don't know how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out. Lol
👤︎ u/Pristinejake
📅︎ Dec 21
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