Snake Pick up lines

The best Snake pick up lines

Hey baby are you a snake?

AHHHHHHHHHH
👤︎ u/TheOnlyReeee
📅︎ Jun 25
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(This one requires a pet snake maybe)

Wassup baby, wanna come see my snake?
👤︎ u/thewanser
📅︎ Jan 28
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I'm not religious but,

My snake wants to taste your forbidden fruit
👤︎ u/kahootmaster1
📅︎ Dec 11
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Hey baby are you a snake oil

Cus i wanna put you on my dick
👤︎ u/accidental_kitten
📅︎ Oct 04
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Hey girl, do you work for animal control?

Because I've got a wild snake and I need you to catch it.
👤︎ u/imnotdolphin
📅︎ Apr 09
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Hey girl are you from metal gear?

Cause you just made my snake solid.
👤︎ u/pineball21_
📅︎ Apr 29
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Howdy! Are you a cowgirl?

Because I’ve got a snake in my pants
👤︎ u/SneakyEnch
📅︎ Sep 28
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She'll (hopefully) think you're sweet

Can I dip my snake in your sherbet?
👤︎ u/ModernCollectives
📅︎ Aug 11
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Do you play Metal Gear Solid 2...

...because Ima make you my "Gurl-lukovich" and have you "Raiden" my "Solid Snake" until I shoot "Liquid" all over your "Ass-elot".
👤︎ u/THE_reverbdeluxe
📅︎ Oct 10
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