Beyond Pick up lines

The best Beyond pick up lines

I wish you were Vegan

So we could go Beyond Meat
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/nanofatty22
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 17
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We must be the current Australian climate

Because you’re uncontrollably hot and I’m thirsty beyond belief
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/tibbsu
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 12
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You can call me Buzz Lightyear

Cause I'ma take you to Infinity and Beyond
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Athu-Chan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 17
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Hey baby, are from Heaven?

Because I sure do want to kill myself. However, the possibility of an afterlife instills me with abounding despair, for if there truly is a Heaven, then equally as true must be a Hell. Given the uncountable sins of my lifetime heretofore, it is with absolute certainty that my eternal soul would be condemned to the lake of fire, should it exist at all. O' how sweet the thought of endless oblivion! A serene nothingness that lasts thoughout all of time, and is over at once. Beyond the heat death of our universe, a multi-trillion year sempiternity to those who wake, I would glide in an instant. Knowing such a nonexistence awaited me at my death has been my only comfort for many years. However, laying eyes upon you has all but abolished that comfort. Your angelic presence casts doubt upon such a fate. For how could one as beautiful as you originate from a realm other than Paradise?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Peb_The_Soon-Ended
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 24
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8 Lines Women Want To Hear From YOU

Eight Lines Ladies Want To Hear From You Here are some more straightforward openers for the slightly faint-of-heart: β€’ Do you mind if I flirt with you for awhile? β€’ Excuse me, I think it's time we met. β€’ So, do you know any good pick-up lines? β€’ Why do you look so unhappy (or bored)? β€’ How hard would it be to talk you into dancing with me? β€’ You look like you could use some company. β€’ Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside? β€’ You are too beautiful for me not to talk to. The lines might be fun to try β€” say, on a bet β€” but any canned come-on should be a last resort if your hope is to start a relationship beyond a one-night stand, says relationship coach Toni Coleman, a relationship coach in McLean, Va. "When we think of a line, right away we think insincere, canned, something that's used on everybody," Coleman explains β€” and that's a far cry from the special way we want to feel. A compliment on a woman's smile or her clothes might be all it takes to win her heart, says Coleman, or try a time-tested opener of the simplest kind: "Hi, how are you?" or "Hi, my name is ..."
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πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 30
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