Sock Pick up lines

The best Sock pick up lines

I know we aren’t socks...

But I think we make a great pair.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/that-gay-thot1
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 20
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If a guy with a beard wearing red kidnaps you and puts you in some sock .

Dont worry He's just fulfilling my wishes
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/freezybot
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 24
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If you and I were socks

*we'd make a great pair!*
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/anonymous0876
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 15
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I like my women like my socks

πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/heyboiiiiiiiiii
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 15
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We're not socks. But I think....

we'd make a great pair.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Shub_007
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 27
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Hey girl, are you a sock?

Cuz I want you for Christmas.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Indian9yearolds
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 17
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I wanna live in your socks,

So I can be with you in every step of your life.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kxhh_xh
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 24
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i wanna live in your socks

so i can be there every step of the way (this pick up line just seems so fetishy to me so what do you guys think)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/XenoParadox581
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 04
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I wanna live in your socks

So i can be with you every step of the way
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/JokerThyPlug
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 09
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Girl if you were a foot

I’d knock your socks off
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/NYRion7
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 10
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Hey girl are you a dryer

Because your the reason I keep having to throw out one of my socks
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/InevitableToast
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 03
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