Felony Pick up lines

The best Felony pick up lines

Do officers give you when people commit a felony?

Because girl you look fine

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👤︎ u/reddit9679

📅︎ Sep 10

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I have multiple felony records for thievery and i'm an escaped convict. Ever since then, I have dedicated my entire career to stealing the most precious jewel in the world...

Your heart.

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👤︎ u/controller624

📅︎ Aug 07

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