Virus Pick up lines

The best Virus pick up lines

If corona virus doesn’t take you out

Can I?
👤︎ u/batymankyle
📅︎ Jan 18
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Girl are you Corona virus?

Cause I don't have you 😞
👤︎ u/mooneyshh
📅︎ Dec 14
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Are you the corona virus?

Because I can’t believe you are real
👤︎ u/natrickshwazey
📅︎ Nov 03
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Girl are you a virus?

Cause I don't want you on my phone...
👤︎ u/itsmaskthough
📅︎ Nov 11
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Hey girl, are you a virus?

Cause you infected my heart.
👤︎ u/brandsd1
📅︎ May 23
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Hey girl are you the virus

Cus I want you to stay as far away from me as possible
👤︎ u/kindatalantedperson
📅︎ Sep 14
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Rose are red, carona is a virus

Hook up with me, and you’ll just get hepatitis
👤︎ u/TFuentes
📅︎ Mar 23
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If your number was a virus

I wouldn't mind getting it
👤︎ u/Alfielizard
📅︎ Sep 14
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Have you heard about the new virus?

It’s called feelings, and I think you made me catch it...
👤︎ u/Puveet
📅︎ Sep 02
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Hey girl are you the corona virus?

Because I just can't believe you're real!
👤︎ u/ImStuckInMyBasement
📅︎ Sep 14
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Hey girl are you the number of Corona virus cases?

Cause I want you to go down
👤︎ u/YYHSNsk06
📅︎ Aug 09
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Girl, do you have the corona virus?

Cause you look down right sick.
👤︎ u/Abs0lute_Jeer0
📅︎ Aug 11
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Here's one for the Corona Virus

Hey are you America during the quarantine, cause I can't seem to stay 6 feet apart
👤︎ u/Gaming_Engineer
📅︎ Jul 03
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Damn baby, are you the Ebola virus?

Cause you’re melting my insides.
👤︎ u/DurangoHennessy
📅︎ Jul 21
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Everyone’s out there catching corona virus

But I’m just here catching feelings for you
👤︎ u/Mushypeas05
📅︎ Mar 20
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Damn people really spreading corona virus huh

Im just trynna spread your cheeks
👤︎ u/waituika69
📅︎ Apr 11
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I like my women, how i like my laptops.

on my lap, turned on and virus free...
👤︎ u/kisss-my-axe
📅︎ Sep 14
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Hey girl, do you have the corona virus?

Cause you look breathtaking!
👤︎ u/dark_creature
📅︎ Apr 03
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Hey, are you corona virus?

Because I can’t wait to have you and bring you home to my parents
👤︎ u/i_sell_foot_pics
📅︎ Jun 10
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Do you have the corona virus?

Because I can’t stop looking achoo...
👤︎ u/jamesbun5
📅︎ Mar 03
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I like my girls how I like my Corona virus

19 and easily spread.
👤︎ u/cormacthewalrus
📅︎ May 07
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Are you a Corona virus?

Because you took my breath away.
👤︎ u/RID_MAN
📅︎ Jan 31
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If looks could kill, you'd be the Corona virus

So wassup ;)
👤︎ u/sigh_somuchinlove
📅︎ Jan 28
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Hey you can't spell virus without..

U and I
👤︎ u/fishnipples42069
📅︎ Apr 08
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Baby, are you the Covid virus?

Are you 19 and easy to spread?
👤︎ u/dieselVeasel
📅︎ Mar 21
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Hey, Are you corona virus?

Cause you take me breath away.
👤︎ u/meghrajkonduskar
📅︎ Apr 28
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Are you Corona Virus ?

“cause you take my breath away”
👤︎ u/TruongDang11
📅︎ Mar 03
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I heard there’s a dangerous virus out there.

You wanna be my face mask?
👤︎ u/4_20mbi3_4
📅︎ Apr 10
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Girl, you can’t spell virus...

...without U and I.
👤︎ u/Papa_Rot-C
📅︎ Mar 27
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In a Full World of Corona Virus

I wanna to be your Sanitizer
👤︎ u/get-lines
📅︎ Mar 19
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If the corona virus doesn't take you out...

Can I?
👤︎ u/jamesbun5
📅︎ Mar 13
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Are you the corona virus?

Because youre breathtaking
👤︎ u/adamjaber
📅︎ Mar 25
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I like my women how I like my laptops.

On my lap. Turned on. Virus free.
👤︎ u/FlightMan_71
📅︎ Jul 25
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If the corona virus doesn’t take you out

May I?
👤︎ u/Camjdog1998
📅︎ Mar 22
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Since there’s no vaccine for this virus yet

Allow me to shoot my shot instead
👤︎ u/john_smith860
📅︎ Mar 17
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Are you corona virus?

Cause everything reminds me of you
👤︎ u/JewishSwimmer
📅︎ Apr 03
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Are you the corona virus?

Because you just took my breath away ;)
👤︎ u/Jah_Eli
📅︎ Mar 19
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Are you a virus or bacteria

Because you're the sickest person I know
👤︎ u/kubajbra
📅︎ Mar 14
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Are you the corona virus?

Cause girl you take my breath away.
👤︎ u/_0RI0N_
📅︎ Jan 29
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If the Covid-19 virus won't take you out

May I?
👤︎ u/EkkoIsEz
📅︎ Mar 28
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Hey girl, are you every restaurant during the corona virus?

cuz i want to take you out.
👤︎ u/LargeDikBoi
📅︎ Mar 20
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Are you the epicenter of corona virus?

Cause girl you're the wuhan for me.
👤︎ u/izhanahmad
📅︎ Mar 10
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Are you the corona virus ?

Because I want you
👤︎ u/AJYoung5151
📅︎ Mar 25
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Im like the Corona virus

I wanna travel to you to get in you
👤︎ u/Turtlelangelo
📅︎ Mar 13
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Hey have you caught the virus?

coz girl you're sick!
👤︎ u/broaderson
📅︎ Mar 14
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If the corona virus does'nt take you out

Can i
👤︎ u/baron980
📅︎ Mar 16
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Is your smile the Wuhan Virus

'Cause its terribly infectious ;)
👤︎ u/AllTimeNadir
📅︎ Jan 29
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Are you the new virus' antidote?

Cuz not being with you is killing me
👤︎ u/rslashwooping
📅︎ Jan 30
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Are you the corona virus?

Because I want you inside me
👤︎ u/HudgerXDLMAO
📅︎ Mar 11
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Are you the corana virus

Cause I want you inside me
👤︎ u/pomfpomfgary
📅︎ Mar 08
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Are you a corona virus

Cause i want to be infected by you
👤︎ u/sunridersurya
📅︎ Feb 06
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If I had a penny for every time I've heard about coronavirus I'd have...

Your number?
👤︎ u/SurrealSanta
📅︎ Mar 12
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I may not have covid-19,

But I can give you another virus.
👤︎ u/WaImartInternet
📅︎ May 26
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I'm sure you can't be infected by corona

Cuz the virus dies at high temperatures and you are HOT!
👤︎ u/SvG112003
📅︎ Mar 18
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They call me Zika Virus

Cos I'm always down for a little head, baby
👤︎ u/CokeSniffa
📅︎ Feb 14
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Hey baby, are you my computer

cause you're hot and full of viruses I accidentally gave you ;)
👤︎ u/mgl200
📅︎ Dec 15
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