Johnson Pick up lines

The best Johnson pick up lines

A girl once told me about the ‘Dwayne Johnson Rule’.

The rule as she explained it, was that in order to determine if something is suitable to say to a female, you must first ask yourself: “would I be comfortable saying this to Dwayne Johnson?” “So I’m gunna use it here. You have an insane body!”
📅︎ Dec 20
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Are you from Johnson and Johnson?

Because you're as gentle to the eyes as pure water
📅︎ Dec 21
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Don’t use in a real situation!

If Dwayne Johnson was on your right and I was on your left, I guess you could say that your stuck between a rock and a hard place.
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📅︎ Jun 29
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