South Pick up lines

Then I must be the north end because damn im attracted to you .

Because you're such a Cutiemundi.

Cause there’s an uprising down south

Cause I'd let you invade my south any day!

And Ill go down on you in less than 11 seconds

Alright so this one is super long and super dumb but maybe it’ll get you a laugh or a restraining order. Here we go: Once upon a time there was a bunny who got lost from her home. She wandered and wandered for hours and then she came across a black bunny and asked him if he could point her the way home. To that, the black bunny replied: “sure, but you’ve gotta make me happy first.” So they fuck and then the black bunny, satisfied, points her towards the south. However, the poor bunny found herself lost again and continued to wander. But then she came across a white bunny and asked him if he could point her the way home and to that, the white bunny replied: “sure, but you’ve gotta make me happy first.” So they fuck and then the white bunny, satisfied, points her towards the east. But the poor bunny found herself lost yet again and continued to wander until she came across a brown bunny. She asked him if he could show her the way home and to that, the brown bunny replied: “sure, but you’ve gotta make me happy first.” The poor bunny is exhausted but she needs to get home so she obliged. They fuck and then the brown bunny, satisfied, points her towards the north. Finally, the bunny made her way home, but by the time she got back, she was pregnant and soon had babies. What color fur did her babies have? [person of interest throws out guesses as to what color the babies were and you tell them that all their answers are wrong.] When they give up and finally ask what color the babies are, hit em with: “sure I’ll tell you but you’ve gotta make me happy first”.

Because you’re causing an uprising down south

Then you'd be a Cutie-mundi.

Ey baby wont ya come on over and cut me off a slice of that there genitalia you been toatin round

Cause my South pole wants to go your North pole 👻 - Day 34

Because you’re causing an uprising down south!

"Dang boy, are you the South Park movie? Cuz I like 'em bigger, longer, and uncut"

Because I wanna fly my Boeing 767 into your south

Cause with me you don’t have to go in the south to have an exotic time

Because you're causing an uprising down South