Stuffed Pick up lines

The best Stuffed pick up lines

Anyone ever say you remind them of a desk stuffed with miscellaneous paperwork and a hundred dollar bill that they have a faint memory of storing away years ago?

Because I want to rifle through your drawers.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mpascall
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 15
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Hey girl are you a text book

Because you sure are thick and stuffed with knowledge
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Dubsofinstasnap
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 10
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I hope you brought Sudafed...

...because you’re about to get stuffed up.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ThatOtherAdam
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 09
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Damn girl are you an Oreo?

You looking mighty fine with that double stuffed ass.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Mfali
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 22
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Help asking her to be my Gf

Hey guys I'm not sure if this is the correct sub to be asking but, I'd appreciate the help. I want to ask this girl to be my gf, her name is Caitlin and she lives elephants. I'm going to get her a stuffed elephant when I ask her, if you guys could help me come up with a cute little pun or something that would be awesome. Thanks guys
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Poop_is_taken
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 29
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