Speed Pick up lines

The best Speed pick up lines

Are you the speed of light?

Because as I approach you, time slows down.
👤︎ u/CriticalZach
📅︎ Feb 13
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Did you know that a man will slow down his walking speed when he is around a woman he finds attractive?

Just saying, you stopped me dead in my tracks ;)
👤︎ u/OldieVonMoldy
📅︎ Aug 25
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If you were to date me, I’d stop being an African predatory land animal with top speeds of 93km/h with non retractable claws and the inability to roar...

Because I would never be a cheetah with you ☺️
👤︎ u/PlatoicKnight
📅︎ Jun 30
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Dang girl, you must be traveling at the speed of light

Cause everytime I see your cute face, you break my quantum wave function
👤︎ u/milkywaymelts_
📅︎ Aug 02
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Do you have a connection to the speed force

because you've been running in my mind all day
👤︎ u/beatmeupdaddy
📅︎ May 15
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Are you a Holmes 2600 3 speed rotator fan

Because Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
👤︎ u/big-boi-hacker-man
📅︎ Feb 08
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Hey girl are you speed...

Cause I think you're McQueen.
👤︎ u/Sangam-des
📅︎ Jan 28
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I’ll speed in front of a cop

Because I don’t mind getting a fine like you
👤︎ u/Memedaddy_712
📅︎ Jan 24
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You must be the speed of light,because...

time stops when I look at you.
👤︎ u/Shub_007
📅︎ Jul 09
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Damn girl, are you an F/A-18 Hornet?

Cuz you got a great angle of attack at slow speeds!
👤︎ u/nathanielawesome
📅︎ Jul 04
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Hey girl, are you a tyre wall ?

Because I unexpectedly crashed into you at full speed.
👤︎ u/depressed_potatobag
📅︎ Jun 16
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