Keep Pick up lines

The best Keep pick up lines

Iโ€™m gonna keep it real with you,

Iโ€™d usually try to be your friend first but Valentines is right around the corner and we donโ€™t have time for that. So whatโ€™s up? ;)
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Captain-moon-moon
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 26
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If I got a rose each time I thought about you I'd keep walking in my garden forever.

Hope she says yes
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Mr_infiknight
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 21
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Hey do you keep your phone in your back pocket?

Because that ass is calling me
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/notpersonal101
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 15
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What to actually say when approaching somebody

A lot of guys say โ€œI donโ€™t know what to say when I approach a woman,โ€ so I decided to write this article with some tips. The thing women are most attracted to is an adventure, and a fun conversation should be an adventure where you and her are tackling a difficult, interesting, and fun subject, with you in the lead. The โ€œvalueโ€ you provide her is your leadership in the conversation, and the value she provides is that she contributes to the fun of the conversation. Your goal, therefore, is to get the conversation to a point where it is fun and interesting before she loses interest and becomes bored. To do this you must โ€œhookโ€ her with an opener, and then you can hopefully get the conversation to a point where you are talking about deep, fun, interesting stuff as quick as possible. **Openers** A compliment is a great opener because it implies that she has already done something to contribute to your emotional experience. You can say โ€œHey, you look fucking amazingโ€ or โ€œHey you look fucking hotโ€ or โ€œHey, I love your shoes, backpack, hair, etcโ€ฆโ€ or โ€œI fucking love your energy and aura.โ€ If she reacts with interest, you can follow it up with โ€œWhatโ€™s your nameโ€ or something like โ€œYou are hot, but are you nice/cool/etcโ€ฆ?โ€ If a girl is having a great time and exuding joy and positivity, I will make that the basis of my compliment and say something like โ€œYou look like you are having the most fun of any person hereโ€ or โ€œDamn, I love how you came to turn the fuck up tonightโ€ or โ€œThanks for coming. This party is so much better because of you.โ€ I can already hear you dorks squealing โ€œyou canโ€™t tell a girl she looks hot! You will look needy, creepy, etcโ€ฆโ€ Wrong. As you will learn, creepiness is when you do more for a woman than she has done for you or than she deserves. If a girl spends a bunch of time doing her hair and makeup before she goes out and you tell her that she looks great, you are doing the right amount for her. If, however, you tell her she looks hot and she brushes you off, and then you hang around staring at her with your tongue out, THEN you look creepy. A simple and effective opener is to introduce yourself. โ€œHi, my name is X. Whatโ€™s yours?โ€ This is good for more formal situations where you canโ€™t go around telling girls they look fucking hot. If you are in a party or something where everybody knows each other, you should introduce yourself to every single girl there as a matter of course. You can also keep it simple and go with โ€œHey, how are you?โ€ or โ€œWhatโ€™s going on with you?โ€ or โ€œHey, whatโ€™s up?โ€ Because these statements have relatively low emotional impact, you need to deliver them with extra intensity. If a woman is mid-conversation with somebody else, you can butt in and say โ€œHey Iโ€™m really sorry for interrupting, but I just wanted to say you look fucking amazing.โ€ If there is a group, you can hand out compliments to the entire group, but you should quickly settle on one woman and make it clear to everybody that she is your target. If you want to get a little spicy, you can try the following: โ€œSorry for interrupting, but you are too hot for this place.โ€ If you want to get extra extra spicy, you can say โ€œyou are too hot for these guys you are with.โ€ If the girl is clearly too good for the guys she is with and is clearly unhappy with them, this can work. Otherwise, it is risky. โ€œSo, whatโ€™s your deal?โ€ (with a sly grin) โ€œCongratulations, whatโ€™s it like to be the hottest girl in this club?โ€ If you have a friend with you, a very effective approach is to go up to the girls and introduce them to your friends. For some reason, this technique has been very effective for me, and I am not sure why. It might be because I am immediately giving my friend social proof in front of the women, or maybe it is because my friend does not look needy because he is technically not the one doing the approach. For whatever reason, it works. Many men approach women and immediately lose confidence or their mind goes blank. To prevent yourself from doing this, I suggest at least one follow up line to keep the conversation going. โ€œWhere were you before this?โ€ or โ€œWhat have you been up to tonight?โ€ โ€œWhat did you do today?โ€ (This one sounds weird but it is actually very effective. Everybody is thinking about what they did that day, and it sounds like something you would hear from somebody you were close with). โ€œWhat brings you here tonight?โ€ โ€œHave you been here before?โ€ โ€œAre you having a fun night?โ€ โ€œHow do you guys know each other?โ€ (when there are two people) For your second line, you can also use one of your other openers. For example, if you open with โ€œhey my name isโ€ your second line can be โ€œyou look fucking hot.โ€ If you think those lines are corny and you think you can do better, then fuck off and think of your own. Remember, these scripted lines are back-up plans for when you cannot think of anything else. It is always better to be in the moment. What you say doesnโ€™t matter as much as how you say it. **Deep conversation subjects** Ideally, your goal should be to get the conversation as deep as possible as quickly as possible. The purpose is for you and her to go on an adventure and โ€œconquerโ€ the difficult question. Here are some go-to questions I use, including my answers for these questions. What is the craziest thing you believe? (My answer: I believe in mind reading) Do you believe in ghosts? Aliens? (My answer: I am open to anything being true) What is your favorite conspiracy theory? (My answer: That Paul McCartney died in a car accident in the 60s and the current Paul McCartney is an imposter) What do you think a dream is? (My answer: a dream if your subconscious brain trying to help you solve a problem) If you could be any celebrity, who would you be? What is your idea of a perfect day? (Wake up, get high, go surfing, drink some cappuccino, have a delicious meal, fuck somebody I like) What do you think love is? (My answer: when you commit to doing the best thing for the other person, no matter what โ€˜the bestโ€™ is) What do you think a true friend is? (My answer: somebody who will be there for you at 3 AM). What superpower would you have if you could have any? (My answer: flying) What would you do if you had all the money in the world (My answer: buy myself an island and help poor people) What are you reading now? (My answer: whatever I am reading at that time). Other good subjects are drug stories, stories about times you did something really stupid, uplifting stories about a time when somebody was a good friend, and stories about a time you were really scared/embarrassed/uplifted/excited. Basically, any strong emotion. Because these subjects are deep, sometimes controversial, and require vulnerability, please make sure you do not say anything rude or judgmental. If you ask somebody what the craziest thing they believe is, and then you make fun of them for it after they do it, they will not open up to you again. Most people refrain from talking about subjects like this for the very reason that they are afraid of being judged. You want her to feel comfortable, open, and vulnerability. You might say โ€œthese are pretty serious subjects to bring up to a woman.โ€ You are right โ€“ you have to find a way to talk about this stuff in a light-hearted, fun way. Take away the stigma and pressure off of these subjects and make her feel like there is no โ€œwrongโ€ answer and you are both there to have fun, not for anybody to โ€œwinโ€ or make the other person feel bad. The purpose of these questions is to spark a deep, interesting conversation that touches peopleโ€™s emotions: their desires, their fears, their values, etcโ€ฆ **Topics to Stay Away From** Stay away from anything relating to politics or religion if it something that you and her will inevitably disagree on. Also stay away from boring subjects like โ€œwhat is your favorite movie or albumโ€? That stuff is actually much less interesting and deep than people think. Stay away from exes. Stay away from subjects that could be interpreted as creepy โ€“ if you are interested in famous rapists or serial killers, you may want to keep that to yourself until you guys know each other very well.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Woujo
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 22
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Hey girl are you a flower? โค๏ธ

Because I will bury you after keeping you in a vessel full of liquid for several days so I can keep you longer :3
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/LaggsAreCC
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 20
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My love for you is like my diarrhea:

I can't keep it in
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/TheChickenIsFkinRaw
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 19
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Are you a broken traffic light?

Cause you keep giving mixed signals
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/fredeter
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 02
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She asked if I wanna have a threemsome...

So the obvious answer is yes, I do. But here's the back story: Back in August, I slid into this girl's DMs. We exchanged a couple playful messages and that was that. I hit her back up again in September just to keep things warm. Then in October I asked, "are you almost ready?" She said, "for what?" I said, "our coffee date." She replied, "I might be ready by December lmao." She could've said that because maybe she had shit going on at the time or if she wasn't interested maybe think I'd forget about her by then. Well, I almost did lol and then I remembered today so I hit her up and said, "Since I'm nice I gave you a little extra time. You ready now?" However, she replied with "wanna have a threemsome with my future gf?" Keep in mind, we hadn't talked since October and it was about a coffee date, we don't follow each other and this was her reply. Now 9 times outta 10 if a girl asked this I'd suspect it to be some simp test or her being bored and just fucking with me with no intention of actually...fucking with me. But right when she sent this message she also looked at my profile and liked a recent (shirtless) photo of me which I don't think a girl with zero interest would do. But at the same time even girls with interest don't straight up ask if you wanna have sex, let alone a threemsome with a "future" gf? Futures gf? Which that's a whole other mindfuck. So I guess the question is, how do I respond with being open to it if it's the 1 out of 10 times she's serious about it, but also not come across as a needy simp to the effect of "omg I would love to!"
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/aquariex24
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 14
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Are you going to take-off (your clothes)? Or should I apply the right thrust, rotate you and keep going.

From a pilot, for pilots.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/aniketsri
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 02
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Why are your legs fighting?

Let me help keep them apart
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Mario1504
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 24
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aye girl are u a banana

cuz u make me go OOH OOH AH AH Edit: Thanks for the upvotes and everything im happy :) Edit 2: This just keeps getting more and more upvotes its making me really happy and thanks for the awards aswell im excited the pickup line was ironic i didnt think this would get any upvotes but im happy it did:) Edit 3: One final edit. Since this post is at its peak id like to thank everyone for upvoting and all the awards. :)
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/DrinkBleach69420
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 22
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If Coronavirus is the reason to keep you at home

I would like to be the one to take you out
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/jainutsav
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 16
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Hey Girl, you keep my pipe dry

Iโ€™ll never say good-bye!?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/ahmetq
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 06
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Are you the national grid of Pakistan?

Because I keep trippin' whenever I'm around you. Just can't keep my eyes off of you.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/randomacc12345ount
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 22
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I forgot my password to my account

And when I hit "password hint" it keeps telling me "*her name* phone number", think you can help me out?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/sensei_pain
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 25
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My New Years resolution is

to keep 2020 behind me and you beneath me
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Dualwield184
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 05
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Is there a chance you're a library book?

Because I keep wanting to check you out
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/shepwrick
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 29
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Keep your windows open

Cuz I wanna see full moon tonight
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/LordofSaberra
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 17
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I really wanna keep your luscious lips

Oh and the ones on your face too Edit: kiss
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/savetheplanet656
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 02
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I might have to get an inhaler because you keep taking my breath away.

300 upvotes and I'll use this on someone and post ss ๐Ÿคช
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/lily-chandisc
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 27
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Hey girl are you a storm trooper

Couse you keep hitting everything exept me ;-;
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Bruhxmomennt
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 12
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This one worked for me but it's kinda specific

No wonder you're an artist because you keep drawing me in.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Fr0styO327
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 04
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Do you have a map? I just keep...

getting lost in your eyes.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Shub_007
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 13
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If you would be my secret

I'll keep you forever
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/AUVAIN
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 22
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Going to slide in this cuties DMs with this one

โ€œHey cutie, is your last name suicide? Cause I think about you every dayโ€ -Now hear me outttttt, I need to know she has dark humor to see if we compatible lol. Iโ€™ll keep you all updated on the results...
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Salt_Lord_Gibs
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 05
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Are you real? Because I've only seen a girl like you in my imagination.

Just made this up. Sent as a response to a prompt on OkC where she talked about how she likes math. It's a play on real and imaginary numbers. ;) Keep your head high, bois
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/phantomBlurrr
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 04
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Thanks for coming to the gym. You give my eyes a good workout too as I struggle to keep em off you.

What I think when I see the hottie at the gym I'm crushing on and obviously will never say it to him. UGH. Today he even used an equipment right next to me - I just looked away T_T.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/gigglegirl917
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 18
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Hey girl! Are you looking for good sex?

If No: Well you've come to the right place. If Yes: Well you're gonna have to keep on looking.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/JJ742653
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 26
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You know what, I am a bad shooter.

Cause I keep on missing you. Char.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/hershie_pie
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 06
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Daim Girl , are you an Energy Drink?

Cus you won't keep me up in the day , but let me stay up all night long
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/JaysoTukan
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 14
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Are you my math assignment?

Cause you keep me up all night!
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/safwanadnan19
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 25
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If the meaning of "word" means you, guess what?

You can surely call me Elijah, cause, my love, i'm keeping you
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/sarcasteruwu
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 15
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If you were a secret...

I'd keep you forever๐Ÿ˜‰
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/that1kidinthecornerr
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 19
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Girl, are you a squirrel?

Cuz I want you to keep my nuts in your cheeks all winter.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/emilliolongwood
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 18
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Are you a goalkeeper?

Because my goal is to keep scoring between your legs
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/cptmorga
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 30
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Girl are you my enemy?

Because I want to keep you closer to me
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/paranoidnotandroid14
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 02
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Hey girl are you a Dino?

Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach, but you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours, and then, what became of you. I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest - for you, and for those you have carried in your arms. This ends for all of us. End communication.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/petergriffinfricken
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 09
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I wish you were my sleep paralysis demon

So that you could keep me up all night Alternatively: So that I could wake up to you everyday
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/wollfey
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 30
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Hey girl are you my leg hair?

because youโ€™re annoying and unnecessary, but i keep you around so people donโ€™t know Iโ€™m gay
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/DIY_Colonoscopy
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 15
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If God made anything more beautiful than you

I'm sure he'd keep it for himself.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Anngered69
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 07
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Do you want to know how YOU can be less needy when talking to girls?

How can YOU be more relaxed when talking to girls? (Part 1 /2) When guys start learning game, they have the need to approach a lot and cannot relax. Because they are in their head thinking of the next move, they cannot see the signs of the women. When they approach girls start breeding fast and girls can sense that. They cannot slow down and let go of that tension. One of the key points and that can make a change in your game is to learn to relax (this comes as well with experience and self-awareness). Be aware of how you breed during the interaction and calm down, try to talk slower, you will see it will bring her attraction up. Most guys think that a good player will have all the interactions working great, but this is not the reality, you must accept the fact there is a percentage of approaches that are not fully under your control. For me the biggest change came when I started to let go of trying to control every interaction. The tension comes because you have an agenda behind your approach and its in your head during the all interaction. I am not saying you should not have a plan but don't act like you need something from her. You must feel that you could walk away at any time and you would not be affected by it. Also, I used to think in each interaction there was someone holding a frame. Whoever had the strongest frame was winning the interaction right? NO! There is an ultimate one THE COLLABORATIVE FRAME! Before that I used to go into frame battles trying desperately to win. You think she is shit testing you, she is trying to make you prove yourself. There is another way of perceiving this. Start thinking that everyone is your friend, everyone is on your team. From this place there is NO FRAME battle. There is NOTHING to WIN because there is NOTHING to COMPETE against. If you go into that collaborative frame, then another reality opens to you. Interactions become easy and effortless. You finally can actually relax and enjoy not only more and better results but the entire PROCESS itself. In summary: Learn to relax, talk slower. Accept that Success on approaching is fully under your control. Enjoy the interaction instead of focusing on the outcome but at the same time always keep moving things forward. See the interaction from a Collaborative frame and not COMPETITIVE. DON'T MISS PART 2 ON MY NEXT POST! Hope it was helpful See you on the next one ๐Ÿคซ
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/barrocasdiogo
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 27
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Are you a CS conditional design contract?

Cause you keep Boolean me OwO ๐Ÿ˜
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/nanofatty22
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 08
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You must be my iron deficiency..

Because i keep falling for you.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/avasux
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 17
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You must be telepathic

Because you keep getting into my head
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Professor_Voodoo
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 30
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Hey do you work for the TSA?

Because I have several bombs in my bag and if you tell anyone or file a report I will kill you because I have a trained sniper on your head. So itโ€™s best you keep quiet if you want to live. Oh and also, I must be working for the tsa because I have to stop you right there cuz youโ€™re the bomb.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Tapatioman19
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 07
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Be careful, I'm a stimulant

I'll keep you up all night
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/musingsofmadness
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 20
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Damn girl, are you Apple Maps?

Because I keep getting lost in those eyes!
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/elorghestenes
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 15
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You remind me of a heartbeat...

You keep me alive
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/musingsofmadness
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 11
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Hey girl, you wanna go out in public with me some time?

Because I'd love showing off to the entire world that you're with me. We can go anywhere you want to go. I'll buy dinner and pay for our movie tickets too. Genuinely no expectation for sex because just knowing you want to spend time with me would get me off. We can get ice creams and lick each other's flavors. Like in super slow motion. If you choke on something I'm going to do everything in my power to keep you alive because when we do have sexual intercourse it will only be with your not dead body. Every time I see you my heart does multiple somersaults inside and I wish you could somehow feel that feeling it gives me so you'd have some idea of how fully head over heels I am for you and that luscious body you're packing into that outfit of yours. When we do make sweet love to each other's bodies you will always finish first. In fact if you don't bust a lady nut I won't be busting a jizz nut either. If you send me nudes not only will I never share them with anybody else ever I will also make sure and keep them inside encrypted folders on external drives that I keep in my 6 foot fire proof safe. Any time I use them to pleasure my weiner dong I'll make sure to put the nudes back into the safe immediately. Before I even clean up the mess you made me make because I was thinking about you and you got me so horny I couldn't even properly prepare ahead of time and get the paper towels ready so I just launched the baby batter right into my belly button. And when our date is over I'm going to be waiting by my phone anxiously awaiting your next texts to find out when I can set eyes on you again. What really confuses me is how I survived all my life without you because now that I know you girl, I can't live another moment without you in my life. Ok so, pick you up around 5?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/muckrak3r
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 20
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Are you a Minecraft steak?

Cause I wanna keep you in my chest and eat you later.๐Ÿคš๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/IllRush9
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 21
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*ghasps* sorry *ghasps and heavy breathing* you ... took my breath away

You can keep going with โ€œcould you give me some mouth to mouthโ€
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/GGingerton3
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 12
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DO YOU WANT TO CHANGE YOUR INNER BELIEFS?

This is not a process that comes in one day. This is how I went about it. One thing you must do is to be constantly learning. Watch and follow different people and coaches and try to take and adapt the information to your specific situation. You must be always questioning what they are saying donยดt just accept what they say at face value. Even experts have their own blind spots!! While I was gaming, I was following different people with different approaches, then question those approaches and take my own conclusions. So how did I shift my paradigm? I was always curious. You reinforce the paradigm you are in when you do it over and over again, and that happens because you do not question it. For me it was always about questioning. When I saw other behaviors, I asked: โ€œWhere am I doing that?" "Where am I acting like that?โ€ It is easier to watch others and see where they are fucking up but much harder to be self-aware and see where you are fucking up. Until you bring it to your awareness!! Being curious about your own mindset, your own thoughts, your own emotions. Ask โ€œwhy should I feel like this or why I assume this is normal. Is there a way to see myself that is better? I Was always questioning myself and pushing. Donยดt assume what you are doing is the right thing, and that what you are doing is the best you can do. Always question it. Is what I am doing the best thing I could be doing? What alternatives are there? What reality am I assuming to be true? For example, there is the belief that game is painful and hard. Is it really? Or is what you are doing, and your perception that gives you that idea? Maybe if you shift your perception this can help you perceive it has fun. You can see rejection has a negative outcome of the interaction. Or you can see has you are playing a video game and you went up one experience point in your journey and your character is becoming stronger each interaction you go in. Instead of just thinking what โ€œdid I do wrong. I am so stupidโ€. You can think โ€œwhat was fun in this interaction?โ€ Shifting your perception can help you change your beliefs about yourself and what you are doing. Are you always questioning yourself: โ€œWHY AM I DOING THIS?โ€ A great and enlightening exercise is to Ask why I am doing this and go to the bottom of it- ask โ€œWHYโ€ several times in a row (at least 5 times) until you reach the deepest why. After asking these questions constantly after some time I realized that one of the main reasons I was gaming was that I was looking for validation from woman and the man in the community. I realized I was in for the wrong reasons and I was not really enjoying the process. Even when I got laid, I was not enjoying it, I was elsewhere, thinking I was getting another lay count. When I started to question those things, I stopped looking for validation. Once you realize this and let go of it, your Game starts improving. You become less worried about the outcomes of the interaction and what other people will think. Women start feeling it that you are more present, and less needy. What happens is that you feel less the need to try to control the outcome and you are carefree of it. The more you release of the need to try to control everything the better are your results. Seems counter intuitive but it is what I experienced. Because you are not good enough you think you always must keep talking. Youโ€™re afraid she is going to go away. If you get rid of that fear, do what you feel like doing. Paradoxically that is what is going to get you laid more. You must start being aware of your thoughts and how you feel, then you must start thinking that you are good enough. This comes with time while taking action and getting better, your confidence will improve, and your beliefs will shift. When you believe that you are good enough and lose the need to try and control the outcomes is when you have more control and you EXPLODE your results. Hope it was helpful Peace ๐Ÿ˜˜
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/barrocasdiogo
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 07
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Hey girl are you tax letters?

Because I want you to keep me up all night
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/JairSterre
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 08
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Girl, are you my troubled peeing habits

Cause you keep me awake at night
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/callmenapolean
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 24
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FYI, Iโ€™m like a hippopotamus ๐Ÿฆ›

I need water to keep cool and females to mate with.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Ty949
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 01
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You're like an open glue stick

You keep sticking around
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/23221204
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 12
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Hey girl, are you a school?

Because thereโ€™s so many people going in and out of you I canโ€™t keep track of them
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/ABowlOfBBH
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 15
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This requires props ๐Ÿ‘‰

Are you holding a bag of limes because you'll need them... Okay so walk up to your target. Drop them and attempt to keep picking them but continue to drop them... Give them the smolder ๐Ÿ˜ Hit em with "I'm terrible at pick up limes" I'm a sucker for a good pick up line ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‰
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Dem1Goddess
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 06
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I hope you stay nutritious,

This Christmas, and keep me in....YOUR WISHLIST!
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Diamoend
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 24
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Hey girl, are you a 0% APR loan?

Because I donโ€™t understand your terms and you keep saying you have no interest
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/darkodus
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 16
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Hey girl, are you a kleptomaniac?

Because you keep stealing my heart away.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/priyesh1811
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 27
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Hey girl, my feelings for you are like diarrhea

I just cant keep it in anymore.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Coolguy_069
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 19
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Hey girl are you my phone?

Because I just canโ€™t stop staring at you. Also โ€œ Because you keep me up all night.โ€
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Apenibba2000
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 14
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Hey girl, are you r/pickuplines?

Because I keep coming back here
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/iZnoGouD69
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 05
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Boy, are you a boomerang?

Cuz you keep coming back!
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/MrP4nc4k35
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 15
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Are you Game of Thrones?

Because I'm gonna keep loving you no matter how bad you hurt me and the emotional hell you put me through.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/iamadityajain
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 16
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Hey girl are you Jesus?

You keep crossing my mind
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/TheJaxster007
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 18
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Are you DayQuil taken at the wrong time of day?

Because you keep me up at night.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/sketchb02
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 26
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What do a hotel bed and I have in common?

We're both hard, rough, and we'll keep you up all night.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/iamchristmas
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 17
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