Empty Pick up lines

The best Empty pick up lines

You must be empty space

You must be empty space cas I'd like to fill you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/fuckaduck009
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 21
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Are you an empty ravioli?

Cause I wanna fill you with cheese ;)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/OAtomicTurtleO
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 14
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Hey, are you an empty boat?

Cause I want to fill you up with seamen.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AfricaToto93
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 18
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Damn are you an empty bottle on my shelf?

Cuz I wanna be a milkman and fill you all by myself
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/maxolsen08
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 20
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If a star fell each time I've thought of you,

*the sky would be empty.*
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/anonymous0876
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 19
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Hey girl, do you like santa?

Cause I want to sneak into your house at night and empty my sack.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AfricaToto93
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 01
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Do you find glass half empty or half full ??

Well, I just can't take my eyes off from u beautiful !!!!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/_amstan_
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 12
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Daffodils are yellow, it is also the colour of a pear...

My heart feels empty, when you're not there
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 22
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Response for "what makes me feel at home? My fridge", "but isnt it always empty?", "You havent seen my fridge" ?

From OkCupid, on a girl's profile question that asks "What makes me feel at home?", A girl answered "My fridge". I sent a message about that question/answer saying "but isn't it empty all the time?", To which she responded "You haven't seen my fridge". What to respond?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/LibertyState
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 27
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Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you.

But the roses are wilted, violets are dead, and the sugar bowls empty, just like your head.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sethcan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 07
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Girl, are you a shooting range?

Because I want to empty my magazine in you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/FatHobo123
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 08
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For this one be sure to screenshot the β€œnew contact” screen, like putting a new number basically

β€œSorry to bother you, I just wanted to see if you could help me by filling out a quick survey I have for school, it’ll only take 2 seconds I promise” β€œSure” *send screenshot of the empty New Contact screen* See if they give you their number πŸ˜‰
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/GSubmissions
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 28
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Girl are you a spilled drink?

Cause I wanna slurp you up after you empty yourself.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SnackDatSmilesBack
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 04
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angsty/depressing pickup lines anyone?

i'm looking for angsty and depressing pickup lines, so if ya have any, i would appreciate it if you commented them below! so far i have: I'll be your chocolate bunny, delicious on the outside and completely empty on the inside Are you a shower? Cause i could see myself slipping into you and then crying uncontrollably
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/platinumblues
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 17
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I'll be your chocolate bunny...

Delicious on the outside and completely empty on the inside
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/platinumblues
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 18
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My signature pick-up line...

β€œAre you a empty bottle?, Cuz I wanna fill you.”
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/FastFurious011
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 14
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A little elaborate, but bear with me.

So this has to be done at a bar that uses ice cubes in their drinks. Take up a seat next to the prettiest girl there. She'll probably be wondering why you sat so close with so many empty seats. This is good---pique her interest, get her thinking about you. You order a gin soda or any other hiball (preferably something with no sugary soda). Sit there and drink quietly while you glance up at her every once in a while with maybe a smile or two. Again, keep her thinking "who is this guy and what does he want?" This is critical. Do this maybe four or five times and when she finally turns to you to ask "can I help you?" you take a piece of ice out of your glass, place it on the bar, look her dead in the eye and smash it with your cup. Then you say, in your most James Dean with Wolverine claws voice: "Now that I've broken the ice, can I buy you a drink?" Boom. Panties, meet floor.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/How_Majestic
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 26
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Smoothest thing I have ever said by far....

Cute nerdy girl sits 2 seats down from me at the empty hotel bar. We chit chat for 15 mintues about work tv booze and whatnot. I want to have a cig, she doesnt smoke. I get up and say " you gonna be here for another 5 mintues?" She says "yeah ill watch your beer" as i take 2 steps away I say " I dont really care about the beer, I was just hoping youd still be here when I get back." She did one of those surprised quick audible inhales... I didnt look back. I get back from smoking and she moved to the chair next to me. I sit down and she puts her hand on my leg immediately. Conversation turned sexual quickly. She has my room key, shes coming up, she stopped at her room obviously to freshen up before it goes down. Tl;dr one line gets sex
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/gingerbuttholelickr
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 20
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