Dry Pick up lines

The best Dry pick up lines

I have a dry sense of humour

Because I was busy getting you wet.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/whypranav
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 25
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Your lips look really dry

I could moisturise them for you if you want
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/rafeykashan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 24
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Hey Girl, you keep my pipe dry

I’ll never say good-bye!?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ahmetq
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 06
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You ought to get out of those dry clothes...

...so you can slip into something wet. This one is more for the ladies to use.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MixSaffron
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 31
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Roses are red, you’re pretty fly

Bite the pillow cause I’m going in dry
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/helloiamaudrey
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 01
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What's the difference between you and a dry road?

A dry road isn't getting plowed tonight
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/GOPJ1
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 29
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Do you have visine? My eyes are dry.,.

Cuz you're so hot babe
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/historyeraser4sale
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 22
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Hey, are you good at laundry?

Because I have a huge load in my pants that I don't know how to dry
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Clinthgr28
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 19
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Are you a Popeye's biscuit?

Cause you're dry as fuck
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mystic-milkyway
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 26
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When she's into literature

You leap before you look," she said to me, but oft I find I never look at all. A flighty gamble lost when one can't see, but oft I find there's glory in the fall. To soar in lust does ne'er precede the act, but twinkles through the air on exhaled sighs, and finds anathema in drying fact, until in lonely skies it winks and dies. A sexted sonnet surely sought in jest, yet challenge wrought is fated writ in light. But on lust's grave the shrunken sext must rest, as hallowed verse is drying fact's birthright. "You leap before you look, and so you fall, and falling is the surest flight of all."
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dodo1090
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 04
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Are you a river (girl: no). Really?

Cause I wanna go in dry
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Nilsholli
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 18
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Any good pickup lines for someone named taitum

She has a super dry sense of humor if that helps
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/_The_Navyviper_
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 20
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Hey do you like bad boys?

Cause after I wash my hands, I use five paper towels to dry them off even though I only need two.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Deengoh
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 17
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