Stolen Pick up lines

The best Stolen pick up lines

I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Because mine is stolen!

How good was it
👤︎ u/MunchkinGaming
📅︎ Oct 05
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Stolen from Jacksepticeye

Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine, cause your a snack.
👤︎ u/Legend-A_P
📅︎ Aug 30
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Any chance you have an extra heart?

Mine's been stolen.
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Feb 07
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I was wondering if you had an extra heart?

*Mine seems to have been stolen*
👤︎ u/anonymous0876
📅︎ Jan 06
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Even if I'm the imposter,

I won't kill you. Stolen from facebook.
👤︎ u/isira_w
📅︎ Sep 26
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Miss, step aside please I need to check you...

Cause I think you have stolen my heart - Day 80
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Mar 26
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Wholesome Pickup Lines

There was a mistake in this week's music charts. They didn't have you as the hottest single. You must be the square root of a negative because there's no way you can be real Are you my student loan cuz you got my interest (works for college plus it's funny) I'd never play hide and seek with you cuz someone like you is impossible to find I think I need to call 9-1-1 because something has just been stolen from me...my heart
👤︎ u/pineapplepenguino
📅︎ Nov 17
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Hey girl, are you a parking ticket?

Because I picked you up on the street and now I can't afford to pay you. ^stolen ^from ^nish ^kumar ^on ^mock ^the ^week
👤︎ u/djliquidvoid
📅︎ Jun 23
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I think I am going to call the police on you

Because you have stolen my heart
👤︎ u/CaptainPogwash
📅︎ May 10
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Are you a gorilla enclosure

Because I wanna drop some kids into you stolen from r/darkjokecentral
👤︎ u/ferdi9999
📅︎ Sep 02
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Anything you say might and will be used against you in court of law, I'm arresting you

-For what? -For stolen my heart.
👤︎ u/HornyPizzaBoy
📅︎ Jan 06
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