Literally the 2 best pickup lines ever
Ok boys, these are not my own invention, but rather from a Key and Peele sketch. However, I have field tested them in real life, and I do have a 100% success rate with them or variations of them.
“Looking at you is like looking at a mountain creek after a spring thaw, simply refreshing!”
AND
“You ladies are smoldering, just like the sun! And just as bright too, in those dresses!”
Change them up a little. For example:
“You are smoldering, just like the sun! And just bright too, with that smile.”
If you really want to, you can add in a little “What is your secret?” After initial delivery
Good luck boys!