Spring Pick up lines

The best Spring pick up lines

Are you early signs of spring?

Cause I canโ€™t wait for you to come
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/wakabuggie
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 07
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Hey girl, do you have spring arms?

Cause I'd tend to your noodle shop any day so that you can pursue your dreams of being in a 2D platformer fighting game
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Flappyflans
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 23
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Are you the Arab Spring?

Cause Everytime I see you, you smell like Jasmine's.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/maryumms
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 24
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Literally the 2 best pickup lines ever

Ok boys, these are not my own invention, but rather from a Key and Peele sketch. However, I have field tested them in real life, and I do have a 100% success rate with them or variations of them. โ€œLooking at you is like looking at a mountain creek after a spring thaw, simply refreshing!โ€ AND โ€œYou ladies are smoldering, just like the sun! And just as bright too, in those dresses!โ€ Change them up a little. For example: โ€œYou are smoldering, just like the sun! And just bright too, with that smile.โ€ If you really want to, you can add in a little โ€œWhat is your secret?โ€ After initial delivery Good luck boys!
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Rin_de_TongNou
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 21
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