Leave Pick up lines

The best Leave pick up lines

If I had a dollar for everytime I think of you.... I would have a dollar

Coz you never leave my mind.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Khukundi
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 08
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The Government is on leave today

Can I fuck you tonight?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dew_dis
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 31
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Are you a light switch

Are you a light switch cas you can't just turn me on and leave
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/fuckaduck009
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 20
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If I had a penny for every time I thought of you,

I’d have exactly one cent, because you never leave my mind.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/anonymous0876
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 01
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If you and I were little frogs

We could sit on leaves together. u ever think abt that.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/zlogonjepissa
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 31
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Hey girl, are you autumn

Cause i am falling like leaves for you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/fuzzyflaptrash
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 14
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Are you a four leaves clover

Cuz you make me feel like the luckiest man alive
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/simo-baka
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 05
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Here is a list of things why you are my sun:

1. You are so hot 2. I get blinded when I look your way 3. I can't seem to leave your orbit.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SlyDreamersNightmare
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 29
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Im like a firefighter

I find you hot and leave you wet
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dreamerz__
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 02
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Hey girl don't leave so soon...

Stay here with me and let me put a baby in your womb - Day 67
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 12
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I'm like a firefighter...

I find you smokin and leave you wet
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 10
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Call me McDonald's Sprite

Cause I'd fuck your throat up and leave you gagging.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ZealousidealStage1
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 26
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Can you help me with a math problem? Two trains leave the same station at the same time...

One is traveling west at 85 mph, the other heading east at 75 mph. At that rate, how long will it take for you to give me your number?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/lolabugsabq
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 25
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If I got a penny Everytime I think of you

I would have one penny cause you never leave my mind
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Codz2112
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 29
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Hey girl are you the coronavirus?

Because if I had you, I wouldn't leave the house for 2 weeks either
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/GoldenGoat1997
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 08
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This one will get you a girlfriend

If I had a pennie for everytime you enter my mind I'd have one pennie. because you never leave
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/NorthenS
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 19
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Are you a welcome mat?

Because I want to leave a good first impression on you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Leboy2Point0
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 30
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Hey girl are you my dad

Cause I’ve been looking for you all my life Or Did you leave cause it’s my fault
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/I_am_reddit-user
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 08
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Consider me a firefighter!

I find you hot and I leave you wet
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/pablo_chocobar_
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 21
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Look, if you want to leave, I understand

But how will you get home?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MyAccountSoFar
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 22
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Hey girl, I'm corona, if you let me date you..

I'll guarantee that I'll take your breath away and leave you in bed for days.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Mufreezy10
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 18
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Hey girl, are you the Covid 19 ?

Because you leave me breathless.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MrAmazingJanau
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 23
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Hey girl, do you like to recycle?

Yeah? That’s awesome. How about I beat up that box and leave it by the curb in the morning.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Jobe612
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 19
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I'm not a weatherman...

But you can expect 7-8 inches in your forecast tonight, you won't be able to leave the house for a few days
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 05
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Can i have your number?

in case you leave something in my house tonight
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Excalibur_God
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 22
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Hey girl are you a hot car?

Because I want to leave my kids in you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Casualfy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 05
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Boxes are brown, boxes are pink..

When you leave my room, your box will be stink.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Daymondotcom
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 13
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Hey girl, are you a current trend?

Cause, 'Don't leave me'
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CallmeIrrelavant
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 06
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Hey girl are you frequency?

Because it hertz when you leave.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/priyesh1811
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 04
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are you the children in my basement

β€˜cause i’m never letting you leave me
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/slvddy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 23
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Are you The Coronavirus

Because you leave me breathless
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Nicbaggin
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 26
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Hey girl are you the rain?

Because you’re about to come hard and leave everything soaking wet.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/scholastastic
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 10
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Hey girl, are you the last drop of pee?

Coz you never leave me and make my pants wet
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Not_Creepy_Swine
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 16
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You are platinum in a room full of gold.

My friend who was graduating told me this in a Zoom meeting because he had to leave and I told him I’d miss him. Thought it was extremely kind and wholesome, wanted to share.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Lol_u_ded
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 14
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I wish you were a puzzle...

So I could spread you out on the table and then leave you unfinished. 🧩
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/theinTIMidator
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 12
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Can I be your shower..

Cause everytime I'll see you naked you'll turn me on and I will leave you wet.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Abrasi
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 26
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If you were a door, would you let me knock you up

Jessica why did you leave me r/whoosh
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/violent_llama0
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 10
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Rose's are red, April is grey,

I hope we can leave our houses in May!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AdminVan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 02
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Are you a puzzle because I could be the piece you’re missing...

Or I could leave you on the table unfinished
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/itsszeke
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 21
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You wanna do a COVID-19 with me?

I'll watch you do a spreadie, screw with a million people, catch me, take my breath away then finally leave me with a massive debt and a depression that can't be fixed, leading me to a life of heavy drinking, self isolation and an eventual heroin overdose in a ditch with my mangled, dirty body never to be found without a soul on earth caring.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Xxdog_muncherxX
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 03
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They call me Firefighter

Because I find them hot and leave them wet.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/XersesD
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 16
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Did you know that I'm a firefighter ?

I find them hot and then leave them wet
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mini_taxi
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 20
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me and my friend both who have similar taste came up with a bunch of music related pickup lines yesterday. here are my favorites:

damn girl are you the hotel california? cause when im in you i just can’t seem to leave Dang girl are you the Beatles? Cause after tonight we'll Come (cum) Together hey girl you know what we’ll be doing at This Time Tomorrow? getting Kinky you must be the Beatles, cause you’ve got me saying Oh Darling dang girl is this Boston, cause I think i wanna cut the Foreplay and get More to the Feeling dang girl are you Depeche Mode? Cause i'll have you crying out for your own Personal Jesus they call me the Byrds,,, but instead of Turn, Turn, Turn ill make you bend, bend, bend now you must be Third Eye Blind, cause you just got Semi-Charmed. the names ____, wanna get dinner? dang girl are you Streetlight Mannifesto? cause when i take you back to my place you'll be in a Better Place, a Better Time they call me DNCE, cause ill eat your Cake By The Ocean dang girl they must call you U2, cause there's so many things i'd like to do to you New Year’s Day dang girl are you Cake? cause i wanna Go The Distance (inside you) πŸ‘‰πŸ˜ŽπŸ‘‰
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Anxious_Masochist_
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 20
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Hey girl are you my parents?

Because I'll leave you dissapointed and embarrassed
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/grobtheweirdo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 09
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Girl are you pinterest

Cause once i am inside you i can't leave
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/fadyabusitta
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 14
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I'm trying to leave here tonight with two people's phone numbers memorized.

Yours and mine.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Fozzy_Fresh
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 01
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You May call me firefighter

cuz i find you hot and will leave you wet
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/reimal
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 28
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I may not be good at letting people in

But I'd leave my door unlocked for you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/musingsofmadness
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 23
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They say im a firefighter

Because i find them hot and leave them wet
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/wskk25
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 19
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If I could rearrange the alphabet...

I'd leave it as it is. Some things are already at their best, that's why I want you the way that you are.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TastyPoisonVial
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 22
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Want to play notre dame?

You play with my bell tower and I’ll leave you with a burning sensation
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/shamu060391
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 16
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I like my whiskey like I like my men/women

Smoky, full bodied, and leaves you gasping a little. (And you’ve got all three ;D)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/I-Come-Pre-Cooked
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 29
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