Lick Pick up lines

Me either. But since I got your attention do you have a moment to talk about our Lord n savior

... because I really want to lick you up and down ;)

I'd be down to lick you all over from buttom to top.

I wanna split them apart and lick all the good stuff from the middle ;)

You know all my ex used to call me a dog Not because i am bad or something, cause i am good at licking....

Because i wanna lick you up and down

because i lick that ass like a god damn stamp, bitch

Coz i want to Twist, Lick Dunk you.

dripping down my fingers while i lick them...

dripping down my fingers while I lick them.

And touch her shirt and say “We should get you home and out of those wet clothes”

Cuz i wanna know how many licks it takes to get to the center of you

Because licking your legs would give me a serious buzz.

Cause I want to split them and lick all the good stuff in between.

Because I'd love showing off to the entire world that you're with me. We can go anywhere you want to go. I'll buy dinner and pay for our movie tickets too. Genuinely no expectation for sex because just knowing you want to spend time with me would get me off. We can get ice creams and lick each other's flavors. Like in super slow motion. If you choke on something I'm going to do everything in my power to keep you alive because when we do have sexual intercourse it will only be with your not dead body. Every time I see you my heart does multiple somersaults inside and I wish you could somehow feel that feeling it gives me so you'd have some idea of how fully head over heels I am for you and that luscious body you're packing into that outfit of yours. When we do make sweet love to each other's bodies you will always finish first. In fact if you don't bust a lady nut I won't be busting a jizz nut either. If you send me nudes not only will I never share them with anybody else ever I will also make sure and keep them inside encrypted folders on external drives that I keep in my 6 foot fire proof safe. Any time I use them to pleasure my weiner dong I'll make sure to put the nudes back into the safe immediately. Before I even clean up the mess you made me make because I was thinking about you and you got me so horny I couldn't even properly prepare ahead of time and get the paper towels ready so I just launched the baby batter right into my belly button. And when our date is over I'm going to be waiting by my phone anxiously awaiting your next texts to find out when I can set eyes on you again. What really confuses me is how I survived all my life without you because now that I know you girl, I can't live another moment without you in my life. Ok so, pick you up around 5?

Cause really wanna lick you or spoon you, Ahhh I'm confused 🤦🏻‍♂️ maybe I'll do both just give me permission will you 🤪👅 - Day 10

I'd lick you before sending you back home

Ever had your belly button licked? ……. from the inside?

First I'd wanna twist them, then lick them and then dunk it in 💦🤪 - Day 33

(This is a handpicked list of Johnny Bravo pickup lines from the 90s cartoon “Johnny Bravo.”) Hello, 911 emergency, there’s a handsome guy in my house. Oh, Heh, wait a second, cancel that, it’s only me. Hey baby, I can tell we both love the same things : Me! Oh, Momma , I’m so sweet that I’ve got a mouth full of cavities. If loving me is wrong, you don’t wanna be right. I’m pretty you’re pretty, wanna go home and stare at each other? I’m a thief and I’m here to steal your heart. Your body is a wonderland and I want to be Alice. I must be a snowflake, cause I’ve fallen for you! I’m a dancer, a romancer, you’re a Capricorn, I’m a Cancer! Well baby, what’s it like looking at the man of your dreams. Wanna feel my muscles? Only a dime a minute. Gosh you smell pretty. Wanna smell me? Anybody ever tell you, I’m pretty? Hey baby, don’t walk away, you’re headed the wrong direction, My house is this way. I got you a birthday present, Me. Baby, you’re beach front property, and I’m a tidal wave of love. Hey baby, you’ve look like you have Bravo fever, and I’m just what the doctor ordered. Can you guess how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Bravopop or Johnnypop ... whatever you prefer? Wanna play TV? I’ll play with your knobs while you watch my antenna rise. [after saying she has a boyfriend] You look like the kind of girl that could use two. Girl, you’re like an itchy rash. You’re hot and make me very uncomfortable.

Cause I wanna lick you

Because I want to wake up to you licking my balls ;)

I'd lick you till my lips went numb (Only stoners are gonna get this one)

Because I wanna lick you.

Because I want to Lick you

I want to lick you before I send you back home

Because make my tail wag, and I want to lick you.

Cause I want to lick his fingers.