Succeed Pick up lines

The best Succeed pick up lines

What's the weirdes pick-up line you've ever used that succeeded?

What's the weirdes pick-up line you've ever used that succeeded? I'll go first; ''What's the difference between you and an armadillo? I didn't jerk off to an armadillo five minutes ago.''
📅︎ Feb 20
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Ive kept this one on my list of least likely to succeed

Is your name Columbine? Because I want to shoot a bunch of kids inside you.
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📅︎ Nov 09
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Did you just try to break into my heart?

Cause you just succeeded
📅︎ Nov 04
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