Knee Pick up lines

The best Knee pick up lines

i fell down, scrapped my knee and busted my lip, and im bleeding.

how you doin?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/iratherb
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 03
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Do you go to church often?

Cause you’re definitely gonna be on your knees tonight.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 31
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shoulders, knees, and toes

i’ll give you the head later
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Man_Of_Vs
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 06
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Do you have a bandage?

Because I scraped my knee falling for you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/LazyGodHere
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 18
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I just skimmed my knees

Cause i just fell for you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Zarni1410
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 18
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Whenever I see you, I feel calm and less stressed

Buddhist Monks say that if you meet someone,and your heart pounds and knees become weak and your hand shakes, they aren't the one When you meet your soulmate, you'll feel calm with no anxiety or agitation whatsoever
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/killermambaa
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 18
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Add olio to the end of their name because like polio, they make your knees week

I.e "my nickname for you is gonna be nicolio- because much like polio, you're making my knees week"
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/cptomgipwndu
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 13
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Do you have a band-aid?

Because I scraped my knee when I fell for you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BigMikeEppy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 27
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I already have two shoulders

Two knees, And more than enough toes... The only thing I need right now is head. Will you give me some?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/erikerik1634
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 05
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Did you scrape your knee when you crawled out of hell?

Cause you are hot πŸ₯΅
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dree25879
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 27
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Do you have a bandage

Cuz I scraped my knee falling for you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Avaneesh_Joshi
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 09
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Hey girl, are you arthritis?

Because you make me weak in the knees.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/YellowFlash384
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 08
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I may not be Christian but

I’ll still get on my knees for you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/WeShouldCuddle
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 18
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Hey girl, are you the Wounded Knee Massacre?

Because I’m going to invade your foreign lands and leave you devastated.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/tidaljunkie
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 21
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Hey I'm not religious

But If I was with you I'd be on my knees every day
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/GhostlySmith
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 17
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I may not be religious, but

I'll be on my knees for you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Rogue_269
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 23
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hey have you got a bandaid

because I scraped my knee falling for you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/lifedepressesme
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 19
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Wood you? Im stumped!

Her: I broke my leg and need help. Can you help me do my house work and get some groceries? I will make it worth your while and go down on you! Id say have sex but im not sure how to do th at with a broken leg, maybe ou could help figure it out, any idea? Me: oh yeah one time i had sex with a girl with a wooden leg! Ok honestly it was only wooden from the knee up to the waist, but the rest of it was real! Her: The rest of her leg was real? Me: No the rest of her body was real! How wood the rest of her leg be real? Her: wait, How?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/guilty1469
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 28
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roses are red, watches are gold

now get on your knees, and do what your told
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/_itzmonty_
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 09
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wanna do midget boxing?

if so, get on your knees and give me some blows
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AfrifaAfro
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 04
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Sup, girl, are you looking for a personal trainer?

Cuz I wanna spot your knee pulls \[4\]
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/emilliolongwood
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 16
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Do You Have a BandAid?

cuz I just scraped my knee falling for you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DarkAlpha753
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 27
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Roses are red, watches are gold

Bitch get on your knees and do what your told
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Cwisypoo
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 09
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Are you like Arthritis?

Because you make me go weak in my knees.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Raghav_D1
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 15
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Hey girl are you credit card debt

Cos I'm already knee deep inside of you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PM-me-tater-tots
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 26
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Let's play Pangolin and termite mound

You lie down and put your knees up, and I'll stick my long tongue in the gap and eat everything inside.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Y2KoNo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 23
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Hey, I need a Band-Aid...

Because I scraped my knee falling for you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheRealJesus12251
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 07
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Hey, do you have a band aid?

I skinned my knee when I fell for you...
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CyclopsWasRight7
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 27
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Add "olio" at the end of your name

Because like polio, you make my knees weak ;-)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thushar1234
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 07
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Do you have a Band-Aid?

I scraped my knee falling for you. 😍
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/retna246
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 27
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Fake propose in a public place

If this is someone you've known for awhile and like, get on one knee, look up at them, and ask them to go out with you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TreyLastname
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 20
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Are your palms sweaty?

Knees weak. Arms are heavy. There’s vomit on his sweater already. Mom’s spaghetti.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/my_name_is_egg
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 13
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You're equivalent to Jesus.

You're all I get on my knees for, and you're definitely getting nailed.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/lily-chandisc
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 18
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Hey gurl/guy, are you 25 years spent installing industrial flooring coupled with Osteoporosis?

Because you make my knees weak.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/slightly-simian
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 24
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Are you Mom's spaghetti?

Are you Mom's spaghetti? Because you make my knees weak and my palms sweaty.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Quunii
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 28
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Do you happen to have a bandage?

I seem to have skinned my knee when I fell for you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/blrau96
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 04
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"Excuse me, do you have a band-aid I can use?"

Because I skinned my knee when I fell for you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ConfusedVexation
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 22
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