Wood you? Im stumped!
Her: I broke my leg and need help. Can you help me do my house work and get some groceries? I will make it worth your while and go down on you! Id say have sex but im not sure how to do th at with a broken leg, maybe ou could help figure it out, any idea?
Me: oh yeah one time i had sex with a girl with a wooden leg! Ok honestly it was only wooden from the knee up to the waist, but the rest of it was real!
Her: The rest of her leg was real?
Me: No the rest of her body was real! How wood the rest of her leg be real?
Her: wait, How?