Bacon Pick up lines

The best Bacon pick up lines

Roses are red, You cook bacon in a pan...

My dad gave me this gun, Now get in the van

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👤︎ u/_I_Am_El_Chapo_

📅︎ Mar 04

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Strippers get naked, weed gets me faded

get in that kitchen and cook me some bacon

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👤︎ u/Neifion1

📅︎ Mar 29

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When I see you my heart is achin'

'cus you smell good like a plate of bacon

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👤︎ u/chris_french

📅︎ Dec 07

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