Sweet Pick up lines

Because You's so Fine.

but when I saw you I was speechless.

But if you want something sweet,I’m right here

Cause I wanna get under that hood

Its called having a sweet tooth.

1. You’re cute. 2. We should totally date. 3. I’m making this all up. I used this with success. Date coming up soon! EDIT: The date went well. We deleted our apps and got each other’s numbers! EDIT 2: She said she isn’t feeling the chemistry but I am really sweet and she wants to be friends.

Do you have a sister cause I want to meet her

I was scrolling through here when I thought of this lol

‘Cause you lookin’ extra high-fructose. Edit: lmao, this popped into my head while I was making a sandwich and I just had to share.

Strong, sweet, and brown\~ >!Before ya'll call me out on being racist, I'm a brown dude as well aight?!<

I think you're much sweeter than I initially thought

Because you've got some sweet buns. My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns.

Because you have a sweet ass

But the roses are wilted, violets are dead, and the sugar bowls empty, just like your head.

Let me jump in those pants and pop your cherry

I would hate to give you diabetes!

But you remind me today's my cheat day

In an ideal situation the receiver of the pickup line would answer yes to both questions.

Look at me and touch my weiner - Day 127

Small. Sweet. And fun to suck on.

Cause I sure have a sweet tooth for you~

Cuz I would love to beat you with my wood until your sweets gush out.

Because you seem like a sweet-tea 😎

You out Hershey’s out of business

It's called having a sweet tooth

Or I really might have fallen for you - Day 84

Sweet and 18 years old.

Cus you’re thicc and sweet

Sweet, thick, brown and shiny 👅👅

Strong, Sweet and Addictive - Day 82

Are you a glass of sweet tea cuz you look like a sweetie.

Dark, Sweet and a with a bitter aftertaste

I bet your lips taste as sweet as Sugarcane!

You seem too sweet and I'm diabetic.

‘Cause you have a sweet ass.

Im sweet

Because your sweet smile made my heart stop

Because you’re sweet, thick and I’d love to eat you up.

Cuz you got a sweet ass(note: I saw this in a comic, but I wanted it to be known)

Bcuz you’re a little “sweet tea”

If ud be born a fruit, what kind of fruit whould you be and why? /i/ idk a mango maybe, cuz Im really sweet on the inside/i/ Ok cool I like mangos /I/ what fruit would you be?/i/ I'd be a passion fruit. Do you know why? /I/ oh I know! Is it because ur really passionate on the inside?/i/ No it's because my balls are filled with a lot of seed!

Cause your just too sweet

Because you are such a sweet date

Hey girl if music was invented by hitting on things then I'm going to be creating a perfect harmony by hitting on you. Do you like Phil Collins? Because I can feel it cumming in the air tonight. If I could give you a rating my pretty young thing then you would be in the top 40. You say I have the moves like Jagger but later tonight you'll be Rolling Stones. You and me girl we are so iN'SYNC together. I only have One Direrection and its up a one way exit street because that's what makes you beautiful. I can take you to a Bruno Mars concert or I can take you to Mars and back. Do you like pop girl because I can be your rock. Katy Perry said she kissed a girl and liked it so can I test that theory on you? Beyoncé said if I liked it I can put a ring on it. Hi my name is Ken, come on Barbie lets go party!

but I have a sweet tooth for you

You’re sweet enough already

Cause you turn my dark moments light and sweet

finish the sentence, wrong answers only but make it sweet

Bc I wanna blow you and swallow your sweet juices

Because that ass sure is sweet....

cause you put the sweet in sweetheart

Because I'd love showing off to the entire world that you're with me. We can go anywhere you want to go. I'll buy dinner and pay for our movie tickets too. Genuinely no expectation for sex because just knowing you want to spend time with me would get me off. We can get ice creams and lick each other's flavors. Like in super slow motion. If you choke on something I'm going to do everything in my power to keep you alive because when we do have sexual intercourse it will only be with your not dead body. Every time I see you my heart does multiple somersaults inside and I wish you could somehow feel that feeling it gives me so you'd have some idea of how fully head over heels I am for you and that luscious body you're packing into that outfit of yours. When we do make sweet love to each other's bodies you will always finish first. In fact if you don't bust a lady nut I won't be busting a jizz nut either. If you send me nudes not only will I never share them with anybody else ever I will also make sure and keep them inside encrypted folders on external drives that I keep in my 6 foot fire proof safe. Any time I use them to pleasure my weiner dong I'll make sure to put the nudes back into the safe immediately. Before I even clean up the mess you made me make because I was thinking about you and you got me so horny I couldn't even properly prepare ahead of time and get the paper towels ready so I just launched the baby batter right into my belly button. And when our date is over I'm going to be waiting by my phone anxiously awaiting your next texts to find out when I can set eyes on you again. What really confuses me is how I survived all my life without you because now that I know you girl, I can't live another moment without you in my life. Ok so, pick you up around 5?

Cuz you were sweet enough to give me toothache.

Can I dip my snake in your sherbet?

You're sugar-free but still sweet

1. If you had to choose one Valentine’s Day gift to receive, what would it be? 2. Let’s settle this debate: candy hearts, terrible or the absolute worst? 3. Russell Stover and come over? 4. 🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹 ^ some flowers for you on this fine Valentine’s Day 5. Ideal Valentine’s Day dinner menu? 6. Right from the start you stole my heart. Lol, I took that from a Hallmark card…What’s up? 7. What’s your best Valentine’s Day pickup line? (Yes, this is mine.) 8. If I were to give you a Valentine, it’d be a picture of Simon Cowell that says, “It’s a yes from me” 9. *read in life alert lady voice* Help! I’ve fallen for you, and I can’t get up. 10. If you were a candy heart, what would you say? 11. I spent all night making you a Valentine. When are you free so I can give it to you? 12. Fuck, marry, kill: candy hearts, chocolate-covered strawberries, very expensive and subpar Valentine’s Day dinners 13. Hey, kinda awkward but I think my Valentine got lost in the mail? 14. You can only choose one cheesy and awful Valentine’s Day pickup line. Choose wisely: A. This Valentine’s Day, let’s make like fabric softener and Snuggle. B. Cupid called. He says that he needs my heart back. C. You’re so sweet, you could put Hershey’s out of business. D. None, but you’re funny and original. Let’s get a drink.

Because I'm on a sugar-free diet and I'm not allowed near sweet things

Because you're so sweet

(This is a handpicked list of Johnny Bravo pickup lines from the 90s cartoon “Johnny Bravo.”) Hello, 911 emergency, there’s a handsome guy in my house. Oh, Heh, wait a second, cancel that, it’s only me. Hey baby, I can tell we both love the same things : Me! Oh, Momma , I’m so sweet that I’ve got a mouth full of cavities. If loving me is wrong, you don’t wanna be right. I’m pretty you’re pretty, wanna go home and stare at each other? I’m a thief and I’m here to steal your heart. Your body is a wonderland and I want to be Alice. I must be a snowflake, cause I’ve fallen for you! I’m a dancer, a romancer, you’re a Capricorn, I’m a Cancer! Well baby, what’s it like looking at the man of your dreams. Wanna feel my muscles? Only a dime a minute. Gosh you smell pretty. Wanna smell me? Anybody ever tell you, I’m pretty? Hey baby, don’t walk away, you’re headed the wrong direction, My house is this way. I got you a birthday present, Me. Baby, you’re beach front property, and I’m a tidal wave of love. Hey baby, you’ve look like you have Bravo fever, and I’m just what the doctor ordered. Can you guess how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Bravopop or Johnnypop ... whatever you prefer? Wanna play TV? I’ll play with your knobs while you watch my antenna rise. [after saying she has a boyfriend] You look like the kind of girl that could use two. Girl, you’re like an itchy rash. You’re hot and make me very uncomfortable.

Because you smell soo sweet.!

im posting this for a random stranger even tho its probably used he was really sweet and i thought i'd do it

Because you're sweet

Cuz you got a sweet ass

Because you got a sweet ass