Swim Pick up lines

The best Swim pick up lines

are you my swim shorts?

bc i want to get inside you and get you wet
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/lenchil10
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 26
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Damn bro, are you a swimming pool?

Cuz you really know how to make me wet.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/KenWolf69
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 14
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skinny dipping or regular

\- do you swim? if yes: skinny dipping or regular if skinny dipping: ... if regular: ... if she doesn't swim: .... so can you help me fill the dots?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Pitiful_Walk
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 17
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Roses are red violets are blue

You’re the one I want my sperm to swim too ;)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thegrantmarsh
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 25
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Your eyes are like the deep blue sea...

...vast and deep, full of wonder and mystery. Surely, I would drown in them because I can't swim.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/koulnis
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 30
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