Swallow Pick up lines

The best Swallow pick up lines

Do you have a headache?

Cuss I got something you can swallow to feel better
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/notnotavirginnot
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 19
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Hey girl did you swallow any magnets?

Because i feel attracted to you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mackle05
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 22
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Did you swallow a magnet?

Cause you’re attractive
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Midofoot
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 11
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If you were the sun...

Girl, if you were the sun and I was the earth, I'm gonna stick around you until you swallow me
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/boopydoopybop
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 28
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Oh you’re a birdwatcher?

[whips out cock] well, would you take this for a swallow?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/connunther
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 01
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Yo girl, are you a Python?

Cause i have heard you swallow wellπŸ˜‰
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/pogba-akshay
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 26
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Damn, are you a toilet?

Because I wanna shit in your mouth and watch you swallow it.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Clumsy24
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 14
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Hey girl are you a shark?

Cuz i got some swimmers for you to swallow =))
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Vladster14
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 04
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Hey girl are you a Dino?

Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach, but you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours, and then, what became of you. I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest - for you, and for those you have carried in your arms. This ends for all of us. End communication.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/petergriffinfricken
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 09
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Ay bb are you bubble gum?

Bc I wanna blow you and swallow your sweet juices
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/KawaiiSkank69
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 11
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If it was summer and I was a watermelon...

Would you spit or swallow my seeds?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/JimmySendsIt
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 07
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Are you the maths test

Because your back side is going to be hard for me to swallow
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jayforder
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 06
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If I was a watermelon

Would you spit or swallow my seed?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/laukupuika
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 01
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I know you have an eating disorder

But can you swallow my cum?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Pimpsapossu69
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 29
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If I were a watermelon

Would you swallow my seeds?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/JonahMarr
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 10
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Damn girl, are you a Noctua NH-D15?

cause you be swallowing my load.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/StepByStepUp
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 02
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Are you a cyanide pill?

Because I'd swallow for you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BasicRedditor101
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 11
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What’s the difference between me and a black hole?

We both suck but I swallow
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dorthraki
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 11
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If I was a watermelon...

Would you spit or swallow my seeds?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/skiingdrunk2
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 26
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If I was a watermelon..

would you spit or swallow my seed?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/StarScream516
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 28
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