Tell Pick up lines

The best Tell pick up lines

Can you tell me where I am?

I just get so lost in your eyes.
👤︎ u/Tomorrow-Deep
📅︎ Jan 24
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He : Babe please tell me are you good at algebra

She : yes. Why ? He : You think you can replace my x without asking y
👤︎ u/arutprakash
📅︎ Jan 09
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My keyboard must be trying to tell me something.

Because U and I are always together
👤︎ u/Rota_MaxPower
📅︎ Feb 04
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Hey can you tell me in which direction north is?

Cause i have lost my sense of direction after seeing you.
👤︎ u/sunridersurya
📅︎ Jan 28
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Please tell me you know CPR,

cause you're taking my breath away.
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Jan 16
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Tell this to a science geek

Hey girl are you artificial Sun developed by Koreans, Cause you are even hotter than the Sun.
👤︎ u/sunridersurya
📅︎ Dec 26
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Google maps has been telling me I’ve been going the right way all my life

but that can’t be true because it never led me to you
👤︎ u/Armando_Munoz
📅︎ Nov 26
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Hey girl, you can tell your folks we met at the fabric store...

...because I am totally boyfriend material.
👤︎ u/markstache
📅︎ Nov 07
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Can you tell that I like you or should I make it more obvious?

Just worked
👤︎ u/BigBoiBrandonn
📅︎ Jun 23
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My watch is telling me you don’t have panties on

Maybe it’s 5 minutes fast...
👤︎ u/Everestpapi
📅︎ Oct 19
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I'm mad that google didn't tell me

That you were the best place to eat out
👤︎ u/da_pro_guy
📅︎ Jun 17
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Hey girl, Is your name Nobody?

-Cause everyone's been telling me you've loved me since I was 5 
👤︎ u/Spanish-Philosopher
📅︎ Jan 23
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If I tell you that your body is beautiful

Will you hold it against me?
👤︎ u/dometic_violins
📅︎ Oct 25
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Let me tell you smth, If I asked everyone who thinks you are beatiful to stand up

The earth itself would stand up, and the order of the planets in the solar system would change. Your looks are definately dangerous girl.
👤︎ u/RAON2812
📅︎ Nov 22
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What to actually say when approaching somebody

A lot of guys say “I don’t know what to say when I approach a woman,” so I decided to write this article with some tips. The thing women are most attracted to is an adventure, and a fun conversation should be an adventure where you and her are tackling a difficult, interesting, and fun subject, with you in the lead. The “value” you provide her is your leadership in the conversation, and the value she provides is that she contributes to the fun of the conversation. Your goal, therefore, is to get the conversation to a point where it is fun and interesting before she loses interest and becomes bored. To do this you must “hook” her with an opener, and then you can hopefully get the conversation to a point where you are talking about deep, fun, interesting stuff as quick as possible. **Openers** A compliment is a great opener because it implies that she has already done something to contribute to your emotional experience. You can say “Hey, you look fucking amazing” or “Hey you look fucking hot” or “Hey, I love your shoes, backpack, hair, etc…” or “I fucking love your energy and aura.” If she reacts with interest, you can follow it up with “What’s your name” or something like “You are hot, but are you nice/cool/etc…?” If a girl is having a great time and exuding joy and positivity, I will make that the basis of my compliment and say something like “You look like you are having the most fun of any person here” or “Damn, I love how you came to turn the fuck up tonight” or “Thanks for coming. This party is so much better because of you.” I can already hear you dorks squealing “you can’t tell a girl she looks hot! You will look needy, creepy, etc…” Wrong. As you will learn, creepiness is when you do more for a woman than she has done for you or than she deserves. If a girl spends a bunch of time doing her hair and makeup before she goes out and you tell her that she looks great, you are doing the right amount for her. If, however, you tell her she looks hot and she brushes you off, and then you hang around staring at her with your tongue out, THEN you look creepy. A simple and effective opener is to introduce yourself. “Hi, my name is X. What’s yours?” This is good for more formal situations where you can’t go around telling girls they look fucking hot. If you are in a party or something where everybody knows each other, you should introduce yourself to every single girl there as a matter of course. You can also keep it simple and go with “Hey, how are you?” or “What’s going on with you?” or “Hey, what’s up?” Because these statements have relatively low emotional impact, you need to deliver them with extra intensity. If a woman is mid-conversation with somebody else, you can butt in and say “Hey I’m really sorry for interrupting, but I just wanted to say you look fucking amazing.” If there is a group, you can hand out compliments to the entire group, but you should quickly settle on one woman and make it clear to everybody that she is your target. If you want to get a little spicy, you can try the following: “Sorry for interrupting, but you are too hot for this place.” If you want to get extra extra spicy, you can say “you are too hot for these guys you are with.” If the girl is clearly too good for the guys she is with and is clearly unhappy with them, this can work. Otherwise, it is risky. “So, what’s your deal?” (with a sly grin) “Congratulations, what’s it like to be the hottest girl in this club?” If you have a friend with you, a very effective approach is to go up to the girls and introduce them to your friends. For some reason, this technique has been very effective for me, and I am not sure why. It might be because I am immediately giving my friend social proof in front of the women, or maybe it is because my friend does not look needy because he is technically not the one doing the approach. For whatever reason, it works. Many men approach women and immediately lose confidence or their mind goes blank. To prevent yourself from doing this, I suggest at least one follow up line to keep the conversation going. “Where were you before this?” or “What have you been up to tonight?” “What did you do today?” (This one sounds weird but it is actually very effective. Everybody is thinking about what they did that day, and it sounds like something you would hear from somebody you were close with). “What brings you here tonight?” “Have you been here before?” “Are you having a fun night?” “How do you guys know each other?” (when there are two people) For your second line, you can also use one of your other openers. For example, if you open with “hey my name is” your second line can be “you look fucking hot.” If you think those lines are corny and you think you can do better, then fuck off and think of your own. Remember, these scripted lines are back-up plans for when you cannot think of anything else. It is always better to be in the moment. What you say doesn’t matter as much as how you say it. **Deep conversation subjects** Ideally, your goal should be to get the conversation as deep as possible as quickly as possible. The purpose is for you and her to go on an adventure and “conquer” the difficult question. Here are some go-to questions I use, including my answers for these questions. What is the craziest thing you believe? (My answer: I believe in mind reading) Do you believe in ghosts? Aliens? (My answer: I am open to anything being true) What is your favorite conspiracy theory? (My answer: That Paul McCartney died in a car accident in the 60s and the current Paul McCartney is an imposter) What do you think a dream is? (My answer: a dream if your subconscious brain trying to help you solve a problem) If you could be any celebrity, who would you be? What is your idea of a perfect day? (Wake up, get high, go surfing, drink some cappuccino, have a delicious meal, fuck somebody I like) What do you think love is? (My answer: when you commit to doing the best thing for the other person, no matter what ‘the best’ is) What do you think a true friend is? (My answer: somebody who will be there for you at 3 AM). What superpower would you have if you could have any? (My answer: flying) What would you do if you had all the money in the world (My answer: buy myself an island and help poor people) What are you reading now? (My answer: whatever I am reading at that time). Other good subjects are drug stories, stories about times you did something really stupid, uplifting stories about a time when somebody was a good friend, and stories about a time you were really scared/embarrassed/uplifted/excited. Basically, any strong emotion. Because these subjects are deep, sometimes controversial, and require vulnerability, please make sure you do not say anything rude or judgmental. If you ask somebody what the craziest thing they believe is, and then you make fun of them for it after they do it, they will not open up to you again. Most people refrain from talking about subjects like this for the very reason that they are afraid of being judged. You want her to feel comfortable, open, and vulnerability. You might say “these are pretty serious subjects to bring up to a woman.” You are right – you have to find a way to talk about this stuff in a light-hearted, fun way. Take away the stigma and pressure off of these subjects and make her feel like there is no “wrong” answer and you are both there to have fun, not for anybody to “win” or make the other person feel bad. The purpose of these questions is to spark a deep, interesting conversation that touches people’s emotions: their desires, their fears, their values, etc… **Topics to Stay Away From** Stay away from anything relating to politics or religion if it something that you and her will inevitably disagree on. Also stay away from boring subjects like “what is your favorite movie or album”? That stuff is actually much less interesting and deep than people think. Stay away from exes. Stay away from subjects that could be interpreted as creepy – if you are interested in famous rapists or serial killers, you may want to keep that to yourself until you guys know each other very well.
👤︎ u/Woujo
📅︎ Dec 22
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I'm lost. Can you tell me which road

leads to your heart?
👤︎ u/easportshelp
📅︎ Jul 26
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Did your boyfriend tell you how pretty u were today,

or do I got to?
👤︎ u/zlogonjepissa
📅︎ Aug 27
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My mom always used to tell me that if I made a face for to long it would get stuck that way.

I guess she got it a bit wrong, because it's only when I'm with you I can't stop smiling.
👤︎ u/imanweirdo
📅︎ Sep 23
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I can't tell what's more beautful, the wheather today or you.

Her: It's raining Me: Exactly
👤︎ u/VictorAuberg
📅︎ Aug 30
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Hey girl are you Dijkstra ?

Cause I want you to tell me the shortest path to your heart.
👤︎ u/NS8821
📅︎ Nov 26
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Hey girl, how many guys have slid into your DMs to tell you you’re beautiful?

Because there’s no way I’m the first
👤︎ u/Loyellow
📅︎ Jul 18
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Do you know why fucking me would be just like the Holocaust?

It's gonna be terrible and you're gonna tell everyone it never happened. EDIT: To be clear, this line works much better on a woman who denies the Holocaust.
👤︎ u/BackAlleySurgeon
📅︎ Feb 19
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Hey baby, you gotta tell me your name ...

cos last night in my dreams, I could only call you *baby*
👤︎ u/Comprefyingly
📅︎ Sep 12
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I dropped this on a friend while I may have been slightly tipsy at a bar last night.

Him: "Come here often?" Me: "No, would you like to?" Him: "I'll have you know in spoken for" Me: "Is that so? Then allow me to make you speechless" He ended up telling the rest of our group, he was so impressed lol
👤︎ u/OBH_Raze
📅︎ Jan 30
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Let me tell my abcs to you.

I'll give you an A, because you're awesome. Ill give you a B because you're beautiful. I'll give you a C because you're confident. And I'll give you this d, because you deserve it.
👤︎ u/ByeQuadrix
📅︎ Jan 16
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People tell me to go fuck myself all the time...but I’m too lazy

Can you do it for me
👤︎ u/Oversarcastic_games
📅︎ Apr 26
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I can’t tell if you’re Medusa, Hot, Or Gas Weed...

Because I’m stoned in ALL the right places.
👤︎ u/BabeyNHippey
📅︎ Jul 07
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Guess how i can tell that you and me will make love tonight ?

Because i'm stronger than you ... ha ha
👤︎ u/samzamiller
📅︎ Apr 18
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Haha i dont think shouldve thought of this but whatevs lmao

hey girl am i a serial killer cause i want to see you raped and dead in a ditch as you can tell this always gets the girls .......................whether they like it or not
👤︎ u/Jackimate
📅︎ Jan 13
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I’m no mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers.

Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.
👤︎ u/Its_Tobi7
📅︎ Aug 27
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I forgot my password to my account

And when I hit "password hint" it keeps telling me "*her name* phone number", think you can help me out?
👤︎ u/sensei_pain
📅︎ Nov 25
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People tell me I am better than Rock and Roll

Because I can be harder than a Rock and sweeter than a Roll.
👤︎ u/yasincuzitsfun
📅︎ May 20
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Morning with an u is mourning,

but for me a morning wothout you is just mourning. (yes i know that this is very bad, so you dont need to tell me)
👤︎ u/neona07
📅︎ Dec 25
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I'd love to tell you you're beautiful

But beauty comes from the inside and I haven't been in you yet.
👤︎ u/W0LVS
📅︎ Feb 13
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Hey girl, do me a favor. Can you look up and tell me what’s the #1 single on Billboard?

Her - tells you Billboard is lying. You are.
👤︎ u/nsj23
📅︎ Apr 27
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Did your mom every tell you that you’re unbelievably beautiful

When I meet her I wanna be able to tell her how much I agree with her
👤︎ u/tapperlevi
📅︎ Apr 16
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This Christmas I want to ask santa a gift

Can you tell me your name
👤︎ u/nirmaezio
📅︎ Dec 28
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I can talk to the moon all night.

It can tell me about the sun and I will tell him about you.
👤︎ u/waah_modiji_wah
📅︎ Dec 19
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Ho Ho Ho! Won't you come sit on Santa's lap,

and tell him what you want down your chimney.
👤︎ u/Ijackoffonu
📅︎ Dec 25
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Tell me the craziest thing you’ve ever done

So I can give you my score on the crazy hot scale.
👤︎ u/ct_on_rd
📅︎ Apr 01
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Hey girl tell me a daily product that you consume and does not have an expiry date?

My love for you
👤︎ u/Hoper_21
📅︎ Apr 02
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If I had a room full of art, you'd be the only thing in it.

(Tell me if this works for y'all)
👤︎ u/-STYGIAN
📅︎ Oct 25
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Did anyone ever tell you, that you look cute as sh*t

Girl: No You: Good cause you don't look like sh*t you look like you could burn the sun down with a glane
👤︎ u/treesrlife3
📅︎ Jan 04
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Damn girl are you my house...

Cause the government is telling me to stay inside you.
👤︎ u/devoypr
📅︎ Dec 09
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Hey girl, I'm new to this area

Can you tell me where I am right now? Girl: You're on 4th street. Me: I see, and how do I get into your pants from here?
👤︎ u/OneQuadrillionOwls
📅︎ Oct 19
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Tell her to ask you if you're a towel...

Say yes cause I'd like to be on you when your wet
👤︎ u/Woolfy321
📅︎ Dec 17
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Hey girl, is your name Nobody?

Cause everyone been telling me that you've loved me since I was 5
👤︎ u/Bored_User_Is_Here
📅︎ Oct 20
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I have a special watch that’s telling me you’re not wearing any underwear right now...

Oh you are? It must be 15 minutes fast!
👤︎ u/Bugbee22
📅︎ Mar 08
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sorry but i dont understand

find all line here extra cringe.. maybe 1 in 100 is good if it got some humour. i would rather just come to a girl and tell her she's cute and ask for a number. does shit like this really work in real life? im curious
👤︎ u/helloworld23312
📅︎ Oct 21
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roses are red...i am gonna tell the truth

let's go on a date... otherwise, i will rape you in a phone booth.... (for Valentine's day)
👤︎ u/ldwymmd
📅︎ Feb 04
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Are you 120° Fahrenheit?

Cause' you looking kinda hot. (tell me if it's bad or not)
👤︎ u/Deku-2-
📅︎ Oct 20
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Can I tell you my abcd bout you

Amazing Beautiful Cute I’ll give you the D later
👤︎ u/ThotSlyer69420
📅︎ Nov 14
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Damn girl are you a female?

Because I feel the biological need to reproduce with you as the Norepinephrine testosterone Serotonin and Dopamine are racing through my brain. Making me feel the need to tell you I love you and Fuck you.
👤︎ u/Poo_eyes1445
📅︎ Aug 25
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I’d say I really want to have sex with you...

But then I’d be telling the truth
👤︎ u/australiagiraffeman
📅︎ Oct 18
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I’d tell you to go fuck yourself

but I’d rather fuck you myself
👤︎ u/DoEless
📅︎ Apr 05
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Would you grab my arm?

So I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel.
👤︎ u/anniejung23
📅︎ Sep 19
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I know this tinder account you’re using is fake

Can you at least tell me the name of the model you took these pics from?
👤︎ u/Z01NK5
📅︎ Sep 24
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What's the point of calendars

If they can't tell me you're my date?
👤︎ u/No_Appendicks
📅︎ May 14
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Girl, tell me right now- are you related to Superman?

Because I’m taking you to the crib tonight.
👤︎ u/Wes_Rivermaster
📅︎ Apr 16
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So tell me, how are we splitting the construction costs?

Because you just shattered my ceiling of how beautiful I thought a woman could be
👤︎ u/Chemical_Taint
📅︎ Mar 22
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You two are talking...

You: I liked this girl for a long time. I don't know how she feels about me so can I show you a picture of her and you tell me? Her: sure You: *shows a picture of her*
👤︎ u/roki1315
📅︎ Jul 24
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Sorry to tell you but I am a burglar

I’m afraid I’m going to have to smash your back doors in
👤︎ u/RedDragon5000
📅︎ Sep 06
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There’s something I have to tell you... but I don’t know how to say it...

Worcestershire
👤︎ u/KTthemajicgoat
📅︎ Mar 17
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I would tell you a joke...

I would tell you a joke about my penis, but it's too long
👤︎ u/ToppedOffCoffee
📅︎ Mar 03
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Tell me your location,

because I like to come to you.
👤︎ u/SHITakyMushroom
📅︎ May 12
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I can’t tell if you’re an angle or an angel

Eh, you’re a-cutie anyways
👤︎ u/oh_no_yikes
📅︎ Apr 03
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A long one about bunnies with a 0% success rate with a sample of 2.

Alright so this one is super long and super dumb but maybe it’ll get you a laugh or a restraining order. Here we go: Once upon a time there was a bunny who got lost from her home. She wandered and wandered for hours and then she came across a black bunny and asked him if he could point her the way home. To that, the black bunny replied: “sure, but you’ve gotta make me happy first.” So they fuck and then the black bunny, satisfied, points her towards the south. However, the poor bunny found herself lost again and continued to wander. But then she came across a white bunny and asked him if he could point her the way home and to that, the white bunny replied: “sure, but you’ve gotta make me happy first.” So they fuck and then the white bunny, satisfied, points her towards the east. But the poor bunny found herself lost yet again and continued to wander until she came across a brown bunny. She asked him if he could show her the way home and to that, the brown bunny replied: “sure, but you’ve gotta make me happy first.” The poor bunny is exhausted but she needs to get home so she obliged. They fuck and then the brown bunny, satisfied, points her towards the north. Finally, the bunny made her way home, but by the time she got back, she was pregnant and soon had babies. What color fur did her babies have? [person of interest throws out guesses as to what color the babies were and you tell them that all their answers are wrong.] When they give up and finally ask what color the babies are, hit em with: “sure I’ll tell you but you’ve gotta make me happy first”.
👤︎ u/rehab-detox
📅︎ Aug 03
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My watch can detect intimate details about girls. Right now it’s telling me you’re not wearing panties.

You are? I think it’s just running about 30 minutes fast.
👤︎ u/YinYangMojo
📅︎ Sep 13
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Hey did you know I can only tell when 10 cent coins are produced?

Because I only date dimes
👤︎ u/leemuel01
📅︎ Jul 05
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Me: I got a Bachelor's in interior design

Girl: Why you telling me that Me: Because I'll be rearranging your guts tonight
👤︎ u/n0chil1
📅︎ Aug 09
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