Debt Pick up lines

The best Debt pick up lines

Hey girl, are you student debt...?

Cause I want you to fuck me all day, every day.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/I_Am__Sam
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 10
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Hey girl, is that ass my collage debt

Cause it’s HUGE!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/HouseHippo69
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 20
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Are you student debt?

Because you'll be with me forever
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BrotherRyan766
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 09
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I owe you a debt I can never repay

You saved me from dying believing angels only came to earth at Christmastime.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Y2KoNo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 29
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Sometimes you gotta destroy something beautiful

And grl, I want to destroy you. By placing Van's full of home made plastic explosive made from the rendering of the fat first the soap we make to sell back to the rich women who we got the lard from in the first place along your foundations strategically, to wipe the nation's debt record causing utter irreversible chaos
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/quaado_17
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 27
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Hey girl are you credit card debt

Cos I'm already knee deep inside of you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PM-me-tater-tots
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 26
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Are you the national debt clock?

Because you’re making me really nervous and I’d love to watch you go down
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/aylaflowers
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 06
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You wanna do a COVID-19 with me?

I'll watch you do a spreadie, screw with a million people, catch me, take my breath away then finally leave me with a massive debt and a depression that can't be fixed, leading me to a life of heavy drinking, self isolation and an eventual heroin overdose in a ditch with my mangled, dirty body never to be found without a soul on earth caring.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Xxdog_muncherxX
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 03
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Are you University tuition?

Because I'll always be in your debt
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/aisinlaws
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 30
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