Pocket Pick up lines

The best Pocket pick up lines

Can I hug you and shove my hands in your hoodie's front pocket

Please
👤︎ u/Palpatine-66
📅︎ Jan 21
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Is your phone in your back pocket?

Coz that ass is calling me.
👤︎ u/The-Fad
📅︎ Dec 05
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Do you have a phone in your back pocket?

Cause I think that ass is calling me 🤤
👤︎ u/T_eefus
📅︎ Nov 19
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You know how girls put their phone on their back pocket?

Hey girl, I know I don't have your number, but that ass is calling for me
👤︎ u/Jott_a
📅︎ Dec 08
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Hey baby. Is that a mirror in your pocket ?

Cause I can see myself in your pants
👤︎ u/Za3tour
📅︎ Nov 10
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Hey do you keep your phone in your back pocket?

Because that ass is calling me
👤︎ u/notpersonal101
📅︎ Apr 15
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is there a phone in your back pocket by any chance

Cause that ass is calling me
👤︎ u/kids_tabl3
📅︎ Mar 21
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Is that a phone in your back pocket?

Cause that ass is calling me
👤︎ u/Mufreezy10
📅︎ Sep 17
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Is there a mirror inside your pocket?

Cuz I can see myself in your pants
👤︎ u/Gabucee
📅︎ Sep 08
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Is that a mirror in your pocket?

Because I can see myself in your pants.
👤︎ u/T_Bicer
📅︎ Jul 01
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Is that a mirror in your back pocket?

Cause I see myself in your pants.
👤︎ u/Mufreezy10
📅︎ Sep 17
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Is that a mirror inside your pocket?

Because I can see myself in your pants ;)
👤︎ u/trashatheart
📅︎ Jun 15
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Is your phone in your back pocket?

Because that ass is calling me.
👤︎ u/Em4knight
📅︎ Nov 06
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You’ve got a phone in your back pocket?

Cuz that ass is calling me
👤︎ u/nomadYG
📅︎ Mar 05
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Do you have a phone in your back pocket?

Cause i swear that ass is calling me
👤︎ u/Mhideyxo
📅︎ Mar 12
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If you find a shovel in your back pocket, it's mine

I've been digging that booty
👤︎ u/musingsofmadness
📅︎ Apr 28
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Damn girl do you have a mirror in your pocket

Cause I can see myself in your pants
👤︎ u/Erik-L
📅︎ Nov 20
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Is that a phone in your pocket?

Because that ass is calling to me.
👤︎ u/validateurdata
📅︎ Apr 22
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Is that hand sanitizer in your pocket?

Or are you just excited to be within six feet of me?
👤︎ u/avaatthedisco
📅︎ Apr 02
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Is that a mirror in your pocket

Cause I can see myself in your pants
👤︎ u/Spug3ddy
📅︎ Feb 23
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Is that a mirror in your pocket

'Cause I can see myself in your pants.
👤︎ u/totrod33
📅︎ Mar 02
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Is there a phone in your back pocket?

Cause that ass is calling me...
👤︎ u/CageFreeBlader
📅︎ Mar 07
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Is that a phone in your back pocket

Because I Swear that ass is calling me
👤︎ u/Mr_147
📅︎ Dec 04
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Is that a phone in your back-pocket?

Cuz that booty's calling me.
👤︎ u/vishu_cr7
📅︎ Feb 04
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Is that a mirror in your pocket

Because I can see myself in your pants
👤︎ u/justapenguin9724
📅︎ Oct 01
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Is that a mirror in your pocket?

Because I can see myself in your pants.
👤︎ u/Austiro37
📅︎ Dec 10
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Do you have a phone in your back pocket

Because that ass is calling me
👤︎ u/BananaBoi1234
📅︎ Sep 18
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Is there a mirror in yo pocket

Because I can see myself in your pants
👤︎ u/djhdowl
📅︎ Feb 02
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Girl, do you have cell phone in your back pocket?

Bcoz dat ass is calling me!!
👤︎ u/Jaadu07
📅︎ Dec 28
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Is your phone in your back pocket?

‘Cause dat ass is calling me
👤︎ u/louiebro13
📅︎ Apr 27
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Is that a mirror in your pocket?

'Cause I can see myself in your pants ;)
👤︎ u/superbub5
📅︎ Dec 23
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Is there a shovel in your back pocket.

Cuz im diggin that ass
👤︎ u/UltimateYeeter
📅︎ Sep 16
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Is that a phone in your back pocket?

Cause that ass is calling me
👤︎ u/firepantaloons
📅︎ Oct 02
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Is that a phone in your pocket?

Because that ass is calling to me
👤︎ u/indistars
📅︎ Jul 06
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Hey is that a shovel in your back pocket?

Because I’m digging that ass
👤︎ u/Mattalter13
📅︎ Aug 13
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Are you a Hot Pocket?

Cause you're hot on the outside but cold on the inside.
👤︎ u/kwdivikaw
📅︎ Jul 17
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Excuse me, do you have a mirror in your pocket?

Cuz I see myself in your pants
👤︎ u/sebicoroian
📅︎ Aug 11
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Is that a mirror in your pocket?

because i can totally see me in your pants
👤︎ u/vapelorddd420
📅︎ Sep 06
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Do you have a cellphone in that back pocket?

Because that ass is calling me
👤︎ u/amunck
📅︎ Jun 01
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Are you microwaveable?

‘Cause you got some hot pockets 😉
👤︎ u/Narfledudegang
📅︎ Nov 13
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Damn girl is your phone in your back pocket

Cause that ass is calling me 🤪
👤︎ u/dbigboss55555
📅︎ Jul 09
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It's that a mirror in your pocket?

Because I can see myself in your pants
👤︎ u/kortbug2000
📅︎ Jun 29
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Is that a mirror in your pocket?

Because I can see myself in your pants
👤︎ u/Shugyosha
📅︎ Apr 04
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Hey girl, is that a mirror in your pocket?

Because I can see myself in your pants
👤︎ u/sillydog110
📅︎ Mar 22
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Do you have a shovel in your back pocket?

Because I'm digging that booty.
👤︎ u/AmericanHoneycrisp
📅︎ Aug 02
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Do you have a mirror in your pocket?

Cz I can see my self in youre pants.
👤︎ u/OrcOverlord
📅︎ Apr 19
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Is that a mirror in your back pocket?

Cuz I can see myself in dat ass...
👤︎ u/face-spunk
📅︎ Aug 04
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Is that a phone in your pocket?

'Cuz dat ass is calling me.
👤︎ u/YouGotItInMyHair
📅︎ Nov 07
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Yo girl, are you Alanis Morissette?

Because you've got one hand in your pocket, and the other one is writing down your phone number.
👤︎ u/ImpossibleTheory9
📅︎ Dec 23
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Horrible pickup lines

Are you a bull cause you make me horny Are you a pineapple cause i wanna pine your apples How bout i cupid and put my arrow in you. Are you a geenee cause you make my carpet fly Is there a shovel in your pocket cause im diggin that ass
👤︎ u/The_Icedgamer1235
📅︎ Oct 21
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Ever wanted to hit on a cute girl at the register of a store, but don't have time because you'd hold up the line? Try this.

This isn't a pickup line per se, but I've always found this situation to be frustrating. She's super hot, but you can't chat her up during your transaction-- it doesn't take long enough, and you can't just stand there holding up the people behind you. So here's what I do (and it's worked a couple times). What you'll need: A pen, a post-it note, and a little bit of stealth What you do: Walk into the store, ID the girl you want to talk to. As soon as you walk in, make sure she can't see you put the pen on the counter-- a good way to do this is to do it as you bend down to tie your shoes (leave one shoe untied to make it more convincing). When you're checking out, put your items on the counter and put your post-it note to the side (maybe take it out of your pocket as if you're looking for your money/wallet/card and just want to discard it for a second). This is where the pen from the beginning comes in. Ask her "Hey, can I borrow that pen?" She'll assume it's the store's, and she'll say sure. While she's ringing you up, write your name and number on the post-it note. Take your items and your change, and then give her this: "Oh, here's your pen back... thanks. And here's my phone number. Call me." And then calmly walk out of the door with a smile on your face. MAKE SURE YOU SMILE. Add a wink if you're feeling particularly confident. It also helps if you can at least make small talk during the process-- try to make her laugh or smile. Like I said, this has worked for me at least twice, and one time it didn't work, the girl still said it was "cute." Just thought I'd share a solution to a problem I hate. Didn't really know where else to put it. This is gonna get downvoted straight to the eighth circle of Hell, isn't it? :-(
👤︎ u/RayAP19
📅︎ Nov 25
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