Thermometer Pick up lines

The best Thermometer pick up lines

Are you a rectal thermometer?

Because I need you up my ass

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👤︎ u/PitsJizzle

📅︎ Dec 26

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Does my breath smell?

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👤︎ u/RiftedEnergy

📅︎ Dec 29

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