Children Pick up lines

The best Children pick up lines

Just removed a bunch of followers who aren't my children

So, if you get this dm, I'm your daddy!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sarcasteruwu
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 19
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are you the children in my basement

β€˜cause i’m never letting you leave me
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/slvddy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 23
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Hey girl, are you an orphanage?

Because I want to abandon my children in you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Kremitthegorf
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 26
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Me: Happy Mother’s Day!

Crush: Thanks , but I’m not a mother ? Me: Not yet but you will make a great mother to our children.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PoolaChips
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 11
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Hey girl are you a Dino?

Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach, but you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours, and then, what became of you. I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest - for you, and for those you have carried in your arms. This ends for all of us. End communication.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/petergriffinfricken
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 09
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Are you famous children's author R.L. Stine?

Because you're giving me goosebumps
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/chelseadaggered
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 03
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Hey, you a cornfield?

Cuz I'm stalkin' you - If you're feeling extra risky, you can add on: I want to see children come out of you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SabishiSushi
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 12
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Hey, I’m gonna turn you into my crippling hentai addiction

Full of children.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Advanced_Male
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 28
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The path of picking up ladies and superficiality

"How many of these things have you sold?" said me uncle. He used to work in Coal-MINING. We gave him the benefit of the doubt when we called him our uncle, but we think he's really not one of us. Tables are turning, minds are churning, pornography is destroying our uncles, our this, our that. These days it's all about MUSCLE. Cash flowing from the WALLET. Superficial and maniacal, that's why we fantasize. PORNOGRAPHY has contributed to the EPITOMY OF BAD, called the internet. It's been extremely bad for all of the children and me uncle was the first to called it out in the late 90s. Guys, if you're on this path for real, comment "Yes, I'm gonna do this". \-Damien
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DamienJefron
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 06
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Are you good at carrying things?

Because I want you to carry my children
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mudapuka
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 30
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