Chop Pick up lines

The best Chop pick up lines

Hey girl are you an axe ?

Because I want you to chop my wood
👤︎ u/HolySpices
📅︎ Jul 27
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Sunflowers aren’t red, violets aren’t either

I’m gonna chop you up and put you in a freezer
👤︎ u/SkylorScott
📅︎ Aug 19
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Roses aren't red, and violets aren't either

I'm going to chop you up and put you in a freezer
👤︎ u/anarchy_grim
📅︎ Jan 26
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Hey girl are you a lumberjack?

Cause I need your help chopping this morning wood ;)
👤︎ u/adamac720
📅︎ Apr 23
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