Alcohol Pick up lines

The best Alcohol pick up lines

Hey girl are you an alcohol synthesising substitution reaction?

cuz you a SnAc 🤓
👤︎ u/immer_jung
📅︎ Nov 10
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You're just like alcohol

You're ruining my fucking life
📅︎ May 14
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Hey girl, are you the sales assistant supervising the self-checkout at Asda when I'm trying to purchase alcohol at eight o'clock in the morning?

Because I desperately need your approval.
📅︎ Jul 20
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I like my women the same way I like my alcohol...

Aged to perfection. (Best used with women older than you)
📅︎ Oct 23
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Hey girl, are you a shot of tequila?

cause I'm an alcoholic...
📅︎ Sep 20
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Is that a keg in your pants?

because my alcoholism is tearing me apart.
📅︎ Jul 12
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