Though Pick up lines

The best Though pick up lines

Even though I wear my heart on my sleeve

I'd still give you my hoodie
👤︎ u/musingsofmadness
📅︎ Apr 30
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I like my women like I like my whiskey

12 years old and mixed up with coke. Just Jokes btw... maybe there’s a different sub for these kind of jokes that I’m not aware of though.
👤︎ u/Canyouplzstop
📅︎ Sep 24
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Hey girl, are you my passion?

Because I want to follow you, even though it is not gonna help me make any money.
👤︎ u/ahmetq
📅︎ Nov 27
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Are you a Rubik’s cube?

Because even though I might not know what I’m doing, I’m going to spend all of my time on you.
👤︎ u/SlidingUntoThoustDMs
📅︎ Dec 03
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Just thought of it and it sounded good to me

Even though sometimes you make me feel lonely, you really are my one and only
👤︎ u/Assassin07555
📅︎ Aug 19
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You look like my mom...

That’s okay though, I have an Oedipus complex ;)
👤︎ u/creative-music-dude
📅︎ Jun 17
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Hey are you the devil

cuz i wanna sell my soul to you (seriously though - what's with me and demonic pick up lines?)
👤︎ u/dragon-or-something
📅︎ Jul 08
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Are you the US riots going on right now?

‘Cause you make me want to smash, though I know we will all regret the mess it brings after.
👤︎ u/SlugABug22
📅︎ May 31
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Had my future seen though a "Krystal" Ball today...

...and that future included you
👤︎ u/SupportFeeder
📅︎ Jun 22
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You look like my first wife

IDK I've never been married though
👤︎ u/TheDankPotatoRises
📅︎ Feb 15
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Are you the glass on a fish tank?

Cause even though I know I shouldn't, imma tap that
👤︎ u/gary_fishlicker
📅︎ Feb 22
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Are you a Fanta Grape?

Because you’re bad for me ;) Was this any good though?
👤︎ u/ripvidstv
📅︎ Mar 09
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Are you a Pokémon trainer?

Cuz even though we're so different, you still captured my heart
👤︎ u/MtxJosh
📅︎ Nov 10
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Roses are red, violets are blue

The earth isn’t flat and neither are you. p.s. sorry if this has already been done I think it’s original though
👤︎ u/arielhicks__
📅︎ Oct 03
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Most people try to move on up a bit in life every day...

not me though, I'd go down every single night
👤︎ u/McGroon
📅︎ Sep 05
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My family has a history of high blood sugar.

But, I’ll still hang out with you even though your really sweet.
👤︎ u/SamGFilms
📅︎ Dec 18
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Want to come over and watch porn on my flat screen mirror?

See this one on reddit a few weeks back but can't remember where for the life of me... Just saying it's not my original work (though I wish it was!)
👤︎ u/B4DB1TB0J4CK
📅︎ Dec 15
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Hey do you like bad boys?

Cause after I wash my hands, I use five paper towels to dry them off even though I only need two.
👤︎ u/Deengoh
📅︎ Feb 17
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You're a bit like pizza

Even though I know you're bad for me, I'd still eat you the next morning.
👤︎ u/bickisnotmyname
📅︎ May 27
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Wanna see my dice collection?

Some of them are dirty though, so maybe you can help me by polishing my D10.
👤︎ u/sykotic1189
📅︎ Jul 01
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