Lincoln Pick up lines

The best Lincoln pick up lines

Are you Abraham Lincoln?

Cause there’s an uprising down south
👤︎ u/Blef22
📅︎ Dec 01
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Hey girl, If you were a president you’d be Babe-raham Lincoln.

Credit goes to Garth from Wayne’s world for that one, who has hair in new places.
👤︎ u/bananafishandblow
📅︎ Dec 06
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Hey girl, are you Abraham Lincoln

Because you’re causing an uprising down south
👤︎ u/yoder6815
📅︎ Apr 08
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Hey girl are you Abraham Lincoln?

Because you’re causing an uprising down south!
👤︎ u/UMG-ClanLeader
📅︎ May 10
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Are you Abraham Lincoln?

Because you're causing an uprising down South
👤︎ u/IAmDeadInside888
📅︎ May 25
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Abe Lincoln's #1 pickup line

"I never lie. Unless it's next to you ;)"
👤︎ u/JokdnKjol
📅︎ May 02
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If you were a president,

You’d be Babe-raham Lincoln
👤︎ u/brisop
📅︎ Apr 26
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Hey girl, if you were a US president

You’d be Baberaham Lincoln
👤︎ u/ProllyNo
📅︎ Jul 05
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Hey baby, did it hurt?

"Did what hurt?" (*Rolls eyes*) When Abraham Lincoln was ASSASINATED?!?!? Note: switching from a normal tone of voice to yelling the last word is mandatory Usage: 1) as a dropoff line to retaliate when they act in an insulting way, in order to relish in their typically hilarious reactions of disgust when you'd normally walk away 2) to satisfy your hands/slap fetish, because that is a very likely result 3) ???
👤︎ u/NothingButFish
📅︎ Sep 06
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