Trash Pick up lines

The best Trash pick up lines

I just cleaned my whole house and now I'm the only trash left

Will you take me out?
👤︎ u/Jmememan
📅︎ Dec 21
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Is that trash behind you?

Cuz I can see that dumptruck😩
👤︎ u/RWBarnas
📅︎ Feb 05
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Hey girl are you trash?

Cause I'm feeling like a Raccoon tonight
👤︎ u/_EsoteRICK_
📅︎ Jan 21
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I cleaned my whole house and now I'm the only trash left.

Will you take me out?
👤︎ u/Spanish-Philosopher
📅︎ Jan 23
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is that trash behind you

cuz I see that dump truck -my friend eddy
👤︎ u/RWBarnas
📅︎ Jan 21
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Hey you must be trash

Because I want to take you out.
👤︎ u/chistarraw
📅︎ Jan 20
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Damn girl are you trash?

Because I need to take you out
👤︎ u/Cpt-SumTingWong
📅︎ Aug 20
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Damn girl are you trash?

Because I got to take you out
👤︎ u/LtTacoTheGreat
📅︎ Sep 30
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Do you usually take out the trash?

Then it shouldnt be so hard to take out me.
👤︎ u/Hoziak
📅︎ Aug 23
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Comeback for "You look like trash, can I take you out?"

Any good ideas?
👤︎ u/Riveras_4u
📅︎ Jul 26
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Hey girl , are you trash?

Cause Everytime I see you , I pick you up.
👤︎ u/thefaultinoursun
📅︎ Jul 16
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Are you the trash can in the Houston Astros’ dugout?

Cause I wanna bang you
👤︎ u/Aperio43
📅︎ Jun 04
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if i'm trash can you be my trash can

because I should be inside of you
👤︎ u/hell_fire_bird
📅︎ Apr 18
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Hey girl are you a trash can?

Cuz I belong in you
👤︎ u/ABowlOfBBH
📅︎ Feb 13
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Don’t ever say you’re trash

Unless I gotta take you out
👤︎ u/Swissball1
📅︎ Feb 13
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Damn girl, you look like trash

So can I take you out?
👤︎ u/SirGoaty
📅︎ Mar 10
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I've been feeling like trash lately,

Wanna take me out?
👤︎ u/Probably_Shakespeare
📅︎ Feb 15
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What are you doing with that dump truck?

If you’re picking up trash then you better come back and pick up me
👤︎ u/that_guy_you_know-26
📅︎ Nov 14
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Hey girl, are you a trash can?

Because trash like me deserve to be in you.
👤︎ u/K3xXy_Who
📅︎ Sep 23
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Damn girl are you an engine

Because you'd be trash without a filter
👤︎ u/DiggiWorme
📅︎ Nov 22
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Hey girl are you a trash can?

Because I want to put my junk in you.
👤︎ u/Hoemguy
📅︎ Mar 20
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The manager told me to take the trash out...

So are we going or what?
👤︎ u/jguy2000
📅︎ Apr 02
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Are you a piece of trash?

Because as an environmentally conscious individual I'd like to pick you up and take you out.
👤︎ u/cptomgipwndu
📅︎ Aug 13
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damm girl are you a trash compacter...

damm girl are you a trash compacter... cuz i want to put some kids inside you.
👤︎ u/spyderfang3000
📅︎ Mar 20
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hey baby are you a trash can

because i wanna put my junk in you
👤︎ u/Jinglechild
📅︎ May 26
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You be the trashcan and I'll be the trash...

Let me inside you
👤︎ u/gameover7682
📅︎ May 09
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Hey girl can i take you out ?

Cause you smell like trash to me.
👤︎ u/La_Flame14
📅︎ Sep 15
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You’re a piece of trash

As someone who cares deeply about the environment I am obligated to pick you up. How does 7 o’clock sound?
👤︎ u/TheRoyalsapphire
📅︎ Oct 25
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Are you a bunch of raccoons in a trench coat pretending to be a girl on Tinder?

Because I am NOT falling for that a third time, damn catfishing trash bandits.
👤︎ u/np190
📅︎ Sep 04
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Aye gurl, are you a trash can?

Because I want to take you out at least once a week for the rest of my life
👤︎ u/XenithSkylord
📅︎ Jan 06
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Hi, you look like Trash

may I take you out?"
👤︎ u/TheForgottenDubliner
📅︎ Jul 01
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You smell like trash...

let me take you out.
👤︎ u/Calebosu98
📅︎ Oct 19
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Hey girl are you school

bc you're trash and stress me out but all of my time is still dedicated to you
👤︎ u/legendarydysentery
📅︎ Mar 11
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Ask three questions - brainstorming

Can anyone think of three questions to ask a girl that will always result in a funny combination no matter what she chooses? For example Q1 - leather or plastic? Q2 - raccoon or pug ? Q3 - tacos or tofurkey? So say she says leather, raccoon and tacos You can be like .. well from the looks of this I’m talking to a pansexual leather wearing trash panda that likes to eat tacos . Haha Anyways .. can anyone else brainstorms some more of these ?
👤︎ u/Wahwahwee10
📅︎ Feb 14
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There's a garbage can in my pants...

And it's your turn to take out the trash
👤︎ u/TheRealSlimLaddy
📅︎ Jan 16
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Hey, human are you...

Trash? Because I would like to take you out ;).
👤︎ u/yumaki_midori
📅︎ Feb 22
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I think im a $200 electric guitar

because my pick-ups are trash
👤︎ u/mattykens48
📅︎ Mar 30
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Hey! Can I take you out?

Cause you look like trash
👤︎ u/Matero96
📅︎ Jun 18
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If I we're a raccoon...

I'd choose you as my trash can.
👤︎ u/DeguKing9000
📅︎ Jan 25
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