Compliant Pick up lines

The best Compliant pick up lines

Are you an 30 Inch Smart Slide-in Gas Range with 6 Sealed, Burners, Griddle, Double Ovens, Convection, Delay Bake, Self-Cleaning Mode, ADA Compliant, Electronic Ignition, Star K Certified, Convection Mode, Connects With Amazon Alexa, Connects with Google Assistant in Stainless Steel?

Because youโ€™re really hot and smart
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/totally-not-bread
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I want to call 911 and register a compliant.

Because you stole my heart <3 ;)
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Sunnyreddit07
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 10
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