John Pick up lines

The best John pick up lines

Hey babe is you name John

Because I would like you to put your hand on my cock.
📅︎ Jan 13
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are you John F Kennedy?

cause I wanna take you out some time. :)
👤︎ u/sebbiedes
📅︎ Nov 03
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Baby, just call me John King...

Cuz my fingers will find your magic wall.
👤︎ u/chexmp
📅︎ Nov 05
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Most people call me John

but you can call me anytime
📅︎ Sep 14
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My name is John, but you can call me....

any time.
📅︎ Apr 18
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Are you John Wilkes Booth?

Cause you blow my mind
📅︎ Feb 20
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Hey Girl, I hate rap songs that everyone seems to enjoy nowadays. The muic was much better when John Lennon was beating his wife.

📅︎ Dec 17
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are you John Lennon ?

cause i feel like we should come together, right now
📅︎ Oct 29
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Could you be my papa?

In my johns?
📅︎ Sep 14
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Is your middle name John

Cause I never Cena person like you
📅︎ Feb 18
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Hey girl did you order pizza?

Because your papa johns is right here
👤︎ u/777Nja
📅︎ Jan 31
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Girl, Are you a Podium?

Because I could see myself coming first ontop of you. Then John second. And David third.
📅︎ Mar 17
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