Monkey Pick up lines

The best Monkey pick up lines

Roses are red, i'm a monkey

Why don't you bend over, so i can slap that donkey

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👤︎ u/icefi1

📅︎ Jan 30

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Hey baby is your gorilla enclosure open for monkey business?

Better than dropping a banana out a cruise window.

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👤︎ u/Jesus4KingChrist

📅︎ Jan 23

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"Hey, are you a money? Because I got a banana for you"

The next week: "Hey, are you a monkey? Because you gave me aids."

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👤︎ u/TyronnicPoppy40

📅︎ Oct 02

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