Steps Pick up lines

The best Steps pick up lines

How to get laid in 5 esay steps

1 find a girl. 2 get her a drink 3 think of the best pick up line, better than anyone has ever thought of. 4 for repeat what you said in your head. "Are you my pinky toe, cuz your cute, little, and I know I'm gonna smash you against the coffee table laterπŸ₯΄" 5 get laid
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ram-dam-jam-slam
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 10
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May who ever steps in you be blasted.

So that I can call you Mine ;)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/hubomien
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 12
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*Finishes drink and throws the left over ice cubes on the floor, in front of her. Then steps on them.*

_I was told this is a great icebreaker. Did it work?_
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Dan0sz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 12
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Smoothest thing I have ever said by far....

Cute nerdy girl sits 2 seats down from me at the empty hotel bar. We chit chat for 15 mintues about work tv booze and whatnot. I want to have a cig, she doesnt smoke. I get up and say " you gonna be here for another 5 mintues?" She says "yeah ill watch your beer" as i take 2 steps away I say " I dont really care about the beer, I was just hoping youd still be here when I get back." She did one of those surprised quick audible inhales... I didnt look back. I get back from smoking and she moved to the chair next to me. I sit down and she puts her hand on my leg immediately. Conversation turned sexual quickly. She has my room key, shes coming up, she stopped at her room obviously to freshen up before it goes down. Tl;dr one line gets sex
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/gingerbuttholelickr
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 20
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