Girlfriend Pick up lines

The best Girlfriend pick up lines

I went to your girlfriend's Instagram page

It said "edit profile"
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Chance_Dragonfruit_6
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 18
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Hey girl, can you be my girlfriend this holiday?

I don’t want snow to be the only thing I’m plowing all month long Edit: forgot the word β€œwant”
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Gavanthino
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 04
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This one will get you a girlfriend

If I had a pennie for everytime you enter my mind I'd have one pennie. because you never leave
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/NorthenS
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 19
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Now she's our Girlfriend

Roses are red So is the state Let us be comrades Because you are great
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/naiksunny2
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 27
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Me to my accountant girlfriend

"Without you, there's a big GAAP in my life"
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/lifereviews
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 24
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You Look a lot like My 18th girlfriend.

To a Girl: You look a lot like my 18th girlfriend. She: Wow! How many Girlfriends do you have? You: 17!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ToothlessAbhi
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 29
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You look like my ex girlfriend

*unzips pants*
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Riptide047
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 29
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Hey, whats your birthday?

Her : oh its Aug 15th. Me: oh that's funny. Thats the same birthday as my next girlfriend!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/JackBurton12
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 17
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I've always viewed you as a practice girlfriend...

Do you want to get real and play in the game?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/musingsofmadness
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 11
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I need a pickpuline for my girlfriend that's kinda that's sexy but also not too much

Something with kissing?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thekingjoris
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 07
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You know who you could be for Halloween?

My girlfriend.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/EarthLaser
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 31
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I Need to Impress my Girlfriend

What should i do???? i need best lines for impressing her
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/get-lines
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 18
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I lost my future girlfriend's phone number

I think you might have it
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Vault_Bot
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 15
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Works 99%, cuts through Bs.

Would you like to be my girlfriend?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CheekyBurgerr
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 26
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Hi, I can't seem to find my Girlfriend around have you seen?

This is what she looks like... \*Hand her your phone with the selfie camera open\*
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Cesticles
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 31
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Damn, Girl, are you a candle?

Because you smell amazing. ~~^(Just like my last girlfriend. I miss you, Brianna.)~~
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BaguetteWithButter
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 14
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Damn girl, are you a blender?

Because I want to put a baby in you. (This was my go-to Tinder pickup line for 2 years, and I used it on my current girlfriend. We've been together for a year and a half now.)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/tsmi196
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 15
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Hey can I ask a favor?

Can you pretend to be my girlfriend for just like... a few months? Years maybe?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/human8ure
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 30
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Need help with a good line for my girlfriend

Hello I’ve been stuck trying to think of a great pick up line to cheer up my girlfriend Nat She really likes when I use the absolute gold lines that I see here on her And I can always make her laugh with the help of the power of the pick up people here
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Wildcard1027
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 23
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Hey girl ? Do I know you ?

Because you look a lot like my next girlfriend
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ivanshu
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 23
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Hey girl , do I know you ?

Because you look a lot like my next girlfriend
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ivanshu
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 24
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You are so fine that I couldn't carry you in a sieve.

Said this to my girlfriend on Saturday night, she said "Well you could in our sieve, because it's crap." In fairness, we do need a new sieve.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/slightly-simian
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 22
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Want to know how I went from Virgin to Gang bangs in a short time?

Not so long ago I was a video gamer. I used to play Call of Duty a lot!! For one of the games of the series I even had 52 days of game played. This is almost 2 full months of nonstop playing. I used video games as an escape from my real life that really sucked. I had no experience at the time with girls. I had no girlfriends I was just the friendzone kid, the nerd or the friend of the nerds. I was bullied as well. When I was a child, I was protected a lot. My mother was not letting me make my mistakes. I was soft on the inside. The bullies could sense that, so i was an easy target. Even if I moved school, I was still getting bullied. Also, when I had girls in my table in class I was … \[21:35, 13/04/2020\] Barrocas: Want to know how I went from Loser Virgin to Gang bangs in a short time? Not so long ago I was a video gamer. I used to play Call of Duty a lot!! For one of the games of the series I even had 52 days of game played. This is almost 2 full months of nonstop playing. I used video games as an escape from my real life that really sucked. I had no experience at the time with girls. I had no girlfriends I was just the friendzone kid, the nerd or the friend of the nerds. I was bullied as well. When I was a child, I was protected a lot. My mother was not letting me make my mistakes. I was soft on the inside. The bullies could sense that, so i was an easy target. Even if I moved school, I was still getting bullied. Also, when I had girls in my table in class I was just like a gay friend. Eventually I met a girl through a coworker. This was the first girl that actually got an interest in me. I even got her number. I would wait desperately when it was her turn to text me back or freak out when she didnΒ΄t reply immediately. When she replied I had seen on internet that i should not reply right away but I was really tempted and desperate. I eventually fucked that up. I got needy and she stopped replying. Since that moment I really got pissed! I got really frustrated so I decided I had to change something otherwise I would stay in this road FOREVER! I decided to start going out by myself. First started watching some videos and i thought what I was seeing there was way out of my reality. (I was watching just random videos of pranks and then I find out that they were all these videos about "game".) Couldn't believe what i was seeing in these videos. No way that was real! Lol I went out and I first tried to talk to girls but was too hard and way to out of my comfort zone. This is where a lot of guys go WRONG and just give up. Instead I decided to accept that I sucked, and went very small. Started by asking random simple things to people like going to old people and ask for directions or the time. I just wanted to be building up over time 1% every day. During my beginnings I had a lot of friends telling me to go to hookers and I told them to F\*\* off, β€œI am going to show you I can do it on my own”. Eventually, because I was going out by myself and pushing my limits, over time I started talking to girls. (that got me in some really funny stories like being arrested by the police but that is for another time 🀣) Finally after 5 months of going out i lost my virginity with a girl i approached in my town!! After 6 months found the Game community in Lisbon and met some guys I could go out with. After some time i started to get some more sporadic results and other close calls. Built my way up in the community and started organizing seminar in hotels and doing public speaking, giving value to the community. 2 years in finally found a real life mentor Dhurba Shrestha. He is what we call a "Natural" We went out for all full summer. We had a lot threesomes and gangbangs and even failed a couple of foursomes. We had a lot of fun! I learned a lot by going out with him and observing him. Became way more relaxed and natural than I was before. Now i look back and think how gamey I was. I talk way less and the impact of my words is way more powerful. Today when I say β€œHi” it has the same impact has a huge opener. He really helped me go to the next level way quicker. I never thought I could have gang bangs…and girls actually love it!! The main thing that I learned from it was to not to be so possessive over a girl. To be able to share with another guy you must let go of that feeling of possession ( emotional attachment). So to finish off, You might think that right now you suck at talking to girls and it is difficult and hard But don't give up!! If you can't find help and you are by yourself and approaching girls is too hard for you.. Start with baby stepping!! Start talking to old people like I did and then build from there.. Slowly with time and pushing yourself a bit everyday you will start talking to girls Despite what i said previously, ideally you should not try this by yourself of course. Look for other wings to go out with, to motivate you or find someone better than you that is willing to mentor you or exchange some value so you can be around them and learn from them. Hope it was helpful Peace out 😘
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/barrocasdiogo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 14
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Want an ugly girlfriend?

No? Good thing I’m here;)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/StephTingzon
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 10
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Hey I am looking for my girlfriend...

... and I think you could fill the opening.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Choatez
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 24
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Are you a cat or a dog person?

You better say dogs, because the only thing I do to pussies is murder them My girlfriend came up with this one. Not sure if it belongs here or r/darkjokes
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dankyeti69
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 21
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Pickup lines for an ex girlfriend?

Anybody got any good lines to flirt with your ex girlfriend?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/xblackhoodx
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 09
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One day I'll look back at all of my crowning memories...

I'll think of the day I got a girlfriend, the day I kissed, and the day I met you. \- Day 98
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 13
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Are you optimus prime?

Because I want to transform you into my girlfriend.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SnackDatSmilesBack
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 13
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Hey girl are you the Mr. Clean magic eraser?

Because you just erased all traces of my girlfriend from my mind.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Aalert_
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 24
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Hey feel my shirt, you know what that is?

It's a cotton and polyester blend... what you thought I was going to say boyfriend or girlfriend material didn't you. Well, you are wrong. Don't assume I like you if you don't even know me. On the flip side, your clothes look so soft that we should cuddle.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Karens_mashedpotatos
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 24
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Me: Hey you look a lot like someone I know Her: Who? Me:

My future girlfriend
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/stayouttamyswamp-
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 20
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roses are red, pop music is shit

if you become my girlfriend you’re gonna get hit
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Anxious_Masochist_
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 17
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Hey girl are you a toaster?

Because I want to put my dick in you. (Not a great pickup line but my girlfriend liked it)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/the_big_round_donut
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 30
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Proven Formula for Picking Up Chicks

I have created the perfect formula for helping my guy friends pick up chicks in bars. Men, all you need is one female friend or buddy’s girlfriend (let’s call her Hannah) to help and the hot chick you want to meet needs to be at the bar. Step 1: Hannah goes up to bar next to the hot chick you want to pick up. Step 2: Hannah compliments the hot chick on literally anything (β€œomg I love your hair color who is your stylist?” β€œwow that jacket is awesome, where can I find one” etc.). We all love talking to chicks who say nice things about us. Step 3: While Hannah is chatting up hot girl on her right, you are buying three shots on her left. Step 4: You offer a shot to Hannah while she is still chatting up hot chick. Step 5: Hannah (loudly) claims she can’t find her boyfriend who the third shot was purchased for. Since Hannah and hot chick are now BFFs, she turns to hot chick and says the following β€œMy friend Jake here bought my boyfriend and I a shot but we can’t find him anywhere, do you want to take it with us?” Introduce yourself. Offer hot girl the shot. Emphasize that Hannah’s boyfriend disappeared, etc. Step 6: Hot girl ALWAYS says yes because hot girls at bars love free shots. Step 7: Hannah takes a shot. Tells Lexi (all hot girls are named Lexi) it was nice to meet her, and dips out. You are left chatting up Lexi, buy her a drink, drunkenly make out with her in a corner after 2 hours, etc.p Why does this work? 1. When Hannah compliments Lexi (aka hot chick), Lexi automatically likes Hannah and sees that she’s totally normal and super nice. 2. By you being friends with Hannah, it makes you seem like a regular cool guy and you must be great if you have such cool female friends. 3. Because you’re buying shots, you also seem like a pretty cool dude. Everyone loves the guy who buys people shots. 4. And most importantly, because Hannah lies about her boyfriend being in the bathroom or wherever, hot chick knows you two aren’t hooking and that Hannah is not a threat. Hannah wins because she gets a free shot. Lexi wins because she gets a free shot and gets to meet a cool person like yourself. You win because awesome hot chicks like us let you buy us shots. Go forth and conquer, my friends.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Not_That_Tall
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 19
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How to ask out a girl (She will say yes)

Add her on minecraft and then ask her to be your minecraft girlfriend always works.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TribusixDD
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 03
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Oh you're names [Whatever]?

I have a girlfriend named [Whatever], well say girlfriend we just met... Only joking, my names [Whatever] but you can call me.... Whenever you want ;-)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SirMasterFlash
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 06
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*puts arm around them*

Oh sorry look exactly like my new girlfriend, In fact I haven't even got her number (pulls out phone).
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jango671
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 30
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I cant find a costume for haloween,

Can I just go as your girlfriend/boyfriend?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Audiobodio
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 25
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Is it me? or did you come from space,

Because I'm starstruck by your beauty - a pick-up line that I used on my girlfriend.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TenDayHero
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 09
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Are you a photographer?

I'll like to take a picture with my future girlfriend.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Jetty_Boy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 22
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Need some lines for my lonely friend

A friend of my who hasn't been, let's say, very successful with girls turns 18 next month. As part of our 'get a girlfriend starter pack' we want to give him a custom made book with some very fun, good and really bad pickuplines. We've already collected some nice ones but are still hungry for more. Hope you guys can help! Any other gift ideas for this 'forever alone friend' are welcome as well! πŸ™πŸ½
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/NeedFoodToLive
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 26
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Hey girl you want to know what this shirt is made out of?

Girlfriend material.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/cyber_hooligan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 09
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What kind of fabric do you think you are made of?

I think it's girlfriend material...
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/charlesathon
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 22
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Pick up line for Cori

Girlfriend is having horrible day and she loves cheesy pick up lines. Help a dood cheer a girl up?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AuVoleur
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 09
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I hope you're gay because you're an LGB CUTIE.

Used this to pick up my girlfriend boys
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Airosaurus
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 02
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"If you had a 'like' button, i would click it"

This just popped into my head. I've had a girlfriend for over a year. The brain does weird things...
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Ashaar
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 02
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