Massive Pick up lines

The best Massive pick up lines

Do you have a massive ego?

Because you should
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Professor_Voodoo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 24
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Are you a massive brick wall?

Because I'd shut down the government to have you 😏
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PhotonBeast
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 19
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Girl, are you a massively multiplayer online role-playing game?

Cause WoW!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dont_mess_with_tx
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 14
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Are you from another planet ?

Because you’re head is massive just like an aliens
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Mike-Dyson
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 04
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You wanna do a COVID-19 with me?

I'll watch you do a spreadie, screw with a million people, catch me, take my breath away then finally leave me with a massive debt and a depression that can't be fixed, leading me to a life of heavy drinking, self isolation and an eventual heroin overdose in a ditch with my mangled, dirty body never to be found without a soul on earth caring.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Xxdog_muncherxX
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 03
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