Seed Pick up lines

The best Seed pick up lines

Hey girl are you a seed

Cuz my cock wants you
👤︎ u/CRUSADEROF420
📅︎ May 06
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Ay girl call me a gardener

Cause I'm ready to put my seed in you
👤︎ u/Smoky_protec_lolis
📅︎ Dec 13
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I like my grapes how I like my men

With plenty of seeds in it and 25 at a time
👤︎ u/AngelTAQ
📅︎ Dec 02
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Hey girl, can I call you "rocky soil"?

Because I want to plow you until you're ready for my seed.
👤︎ u/OneQuadrillionOwls
📅︎ Nov 10
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Hey girl, are you the ground?

Because I want to put my seeds inside of you
👤︎ u/Awesomedarkbo
📅︎ May 08
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Hey can I ask a rhetorical question?

If ud be born a fruit, what kind of fruit whould you be and why? /i/ idk a mango maybe, cuz Im really sweet on the inside/i/ Ok cool I like mangos /I/ what fruit would you be?/i/ I'd be a passion fruit. Do you know why? /I/ oh I know! Is it because ur really passionate on the inside?/i/ No it's because my balls are filled with a lot of seed!
👤︎ u/rcharzz
📅︎ Sep 04
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Are you a good Minecraft world?

Cuz I want your seed.
👤︎ u/AfkaraLP
📅︎ Aug 24
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If it was summer and I was a watermelon...

Would you spit or swallow my seeds?
👤︎ u/JimmySendsIt
📅︎ Apr 07
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Hey girl, are you soil?

Coz i wanna embed my seeds in you.
👤︎ u/divyam25
📅︎ Feb 26
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hey girl are you a flower

cuz i wanna plant my seed in you
👤︎ u/crystalfood
📅︎ Jan 06
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If I was a watermelon

Would you spit or swallow my seed?
👤︎ u/laukupuika
📅︎ Oct 01
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Hey sexy, are you a flower pot?

Cause I wanna plant my seed in you.
👤︎ u/YuXinWolf
📅︎ Feb 25
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Are you made of soil?

Cause i wanna plant my seed in your hole
👤︎ u/itsEreztheZedMain
📅︎ May 09
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If I were a watermelon

Would you swallow my seeds?
👤︎ u/JonahMarr
📅︎ Jun 10
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Your ass is my farm land

I'm gonna plough it and plant my seeds in it
👤︎ u/D1CKch0clate
📅︎ Apr 11
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If you were a garden...

I would plant my seed in you.
👤︎ u/jguy2000
📅︎ Apr 09
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(for girls) hey baby are you a sunflower

Because I want to eat your seed
👤︎ u/joung_been
📅︎ Jan 28
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If I was a watermelon...

Would you spit or swallow my seeds?
👤︎ u/skiingdrunk2
📅︎ Sep 26
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If I was a watermelon..

would you spit or swallow my seed?
👤︎ u/StarScream516
📅︎ Aug 28
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