Disturbing Pick up lines

The best Disturbing pick up lines

Youโ€™re under arrest for disturbing the peace

In my pants
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/MiPiGamer
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 19
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Youโ€™re under arrest for disturbing the peace...

...in my pants
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/MiPiGamer
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 12
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Disturbing thoughts.....

Recently I came across the saying "I would eat a mile of her shit just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie", anybody got any better ones?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Virginiatug
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 30
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pickup lines for a chick named hui?

need a few witty possibly disturbing pickup lines for a girl named hui, can i get some help?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/gingerheadman321
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 16
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