Silly Pick up lines

The best Silly pick up lines

Her: why are you sad?

Me: I just found out the world is flat Her: no it isn’t, silly Me: you are my world
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/gnome837
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 08
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Are you into collecting?

Because you look like a cum dumpster, you silly slam pig!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/holllaboston
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 30
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Girl you remind me of the 20 letters of the alphabet

Girl: aren't there 26 letters Boy:How could i forget the, u r a q t Girl: that's still 25 Boy: silly me, you can get the D later
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/smashm21
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 25
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Something cute or stupid for Abby Grace?

The girl I'm talking to is out of town for work training and is hungover. Give me something silly to brighten her day please :)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/_no_pants
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 01
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