Whole Pick up lines

The best Whole pick up lines

I just cleaned my whole house and now I'm the only trash left

Will you take me out?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Jmememan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 21
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I cleaned my whole house and now I'm the only trash left.

Will you take me out?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Spanish-Philosopher
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 23
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You made my whole week πŸ₯΅πŸ₯°

now lemme make your hole weak πŸ˜‰πŸ˜³
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/that1kidinthecornerr
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 30
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Why would I need to know about the solar system?

My whole world revolves around you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 14
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Hey Girl, you made my whole week, now let me make you hole weak.

not a repost, just delete the other one because of a typo
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ShonkyStonky
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 25
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The whole world might be getting sick,

But I'll never get sick of looking at you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/EkkoIsEz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 04
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She asked if I wanna have a threemsome...

So the obvious answer is yes, I do. But here's the back story: Back in August, I slid into this girl's DMs. We exchanged a couple playful messages and that was that. I hit her back up again in September just to keep things warm. Then in October I asked, "are you almost ready?" She said, "for what?" I said, "our coffee date." She replied, "I might be ready by December lmao." She could've said that because maybe she had shit going on at the time or if she wasn't interested maybe think I'd forget about her by then. Well, I almost did lol and then I remembered today so I hit her up and said, "Since I'm nice I gave you a little extra time. You ready now?" However, she replied with "wanna have a threemsome with my future gf?" Keep in mind, we hadn't talked since October and it was about a coffee date, we don't follow each other and this was her reply. Now 9 times outta 10 if a girl asked this I'd suspect it to be some simp test or her being bored and just fucking with me with no intention of actually...fucking with me. But right when she sent this message she also looked at my profile and liked a recent (shirtless) photo of me which I don't think a girl with zero interest would do. But at the same time even girls with interest don't straight up ask if you wanna have sex, let alone a threemsome with a "future" gf? Futures gf? Which that's a whole other mindfuck. So I guess the question is, how do I respond with being open to it if it's the 1 out of 10 times she's serious about it, but also not come across as a needy simp to the effect of "omg I would love to!"
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/aquariex24
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 14
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Hey girl, you're the only star I know.

Because my whole world revolves around you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/chitti_chitti
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 15
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The whole world is going crazy over corona,

And here I am going crazy over you πŸ™†πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/abhishek26997
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 15
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Damn girl, you're more than just snack

You're a whole char-cutie-rie board
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CDRom11
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 01
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Heyyy, I've got a tip for you,

And if you like it, I can put the whole thing in.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sharmastic_
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 04
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i am jealous of your heart

it can pump inside you the whole day and i can't
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/lenchil10
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 26
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Uh I dont know if anyone else has made this but-πŸ‘‰πŸ‘ˆ

Bro u ain't a snacc- U THE WHOLE DAMN πŸ’–πŸ’—πŸ’ŒMEALπŸ’žπŸ’˜πŸ’
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/antisocialCat_
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 06
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Idk why pirates spend their whole life searching for treasure?

'Cause the real treasure is the girl reading this
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/serDavosOfSeaworth
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 17
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Girl, are you my father?

Cuz i dont know where have you been my whole life.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/confused_ungabunga
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 15
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Are you my amazon delivery for the book of satan?

Because you're the whole god damned package
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/blipblipblimp
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 19
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Damn girl, are your legs essential services?

Cause I'd like them to remain open this whole quarantine
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 29
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Girl, you've got the whole package

Cheeseburger, chicken nuggets and french fries.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/WtfsaidtheDuck
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 21
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Hey girl are you the sun? β˜€οΈ

Cuz my whole world revolves around you πŸ˜‰πŸ₯°
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/that1kidinthecornerr
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 16
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Hey girl are you the vaccine?

Cause the whole World's chasing you - Day 73
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 18
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Can’t believe it’s August πŸ”—

We got a whole month for entanglements 😈πŸ”₯ β€”Plz rate this one πŸ˜‚ Edit: it worked πŸ‘ŒπŸ½πŸ‘ŒπŸ½πŸ‘ŒπŸ½πŸ˜‚
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ppman_42069
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 05
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Hey girl, are you the sun?

*Cause my whole world revolves around you*
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/anonymous0876
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 02
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Hey girl are you a Dino?

Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach, but you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours, and then, what became of you. I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest - for you, and for those you have carried in your arms. This ends for all of us. End communication.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/petergriffinfricken
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 09
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Roses are red, violets are blue.

You make my whole day better whenever I see you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/69HEAD_HONCHO69
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 07
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I only like kids under 8 years old

(That was the whole pickup line)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/cantfindusername10
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 25
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Is your father a nuclear scientist?

Cause you're a whole atomic bomb
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AndreilLimbo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 30
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Girl are you a console?

Because I want to play with you the whole night
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/-Oscaaar
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 04
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Anti: Hey girl I heard a kiss can make your whole day, but ...

anal can make your hole weak
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/smalldickfuckboy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 05
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Am i in a restaurant?

Cause you looking like a whole meal
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/THAO03
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 29
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Girl are you a 5g tower?

Cause baby you got the whole world falling love sick for you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mystermermistermer
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 05
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If you were my waitress

I wouldn’t just give you a tip. I’d give you the whole thing.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jmahler0514
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 26
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Did it hurt when you fell in the kitchen?

Because you're a whole meal
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/amaury-wilmer
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 15
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Hey I think we should date

because otherwise I have a bomb strapped on me and I will fucking blow up the whole building
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/iiSey
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 08
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This year's sucky, my days are blue

But they get a whole lot better when there's a text from you!!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dreamertheysay
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 05
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Thanksgiving came sooner than expected

Because I have a whole meal right in front of me
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kemosabe199X
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 25
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Hey are you a true friend

Cause ive been looking for you my whole life
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/baron980
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 26
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Are you the Tower of Babel?

Because when I’m done with you, you’ll be speaking a whole new language.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Cruyio
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 30
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are you today's date?

because the whole subreddit I wetting their pants about this one.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/cw87461
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 10
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Is this a prehistoric dig site?

Cause I wanna see you dig for bone whole night long.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/manandarchild
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 05
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Hey girl, are you a tube of Pringles?

Because my whole fist is stuck inside of you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/UDPGuy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 03
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You might not be America,...

but I found a whole new world with you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/inkSession
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 30
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That Time I got Kicked out of the Thirsty Turtle for Barking at a Girl.

I drink. It’s enjoyable. I think that I am a pretty good drunk too. I don't get overly emotional; I don't get angered easy; the only stupid things I do when loaded hurt me and no one else; and I don't, typically, cause shit. But, every once in a while, I will be out on the town and that little glint will surely be showing in the corner of my eye. I am stretching to remember this story as it happened in a pub that has been since renamed twice. One particular, Friday/Saturday night it was myself, a few buddies and one of my brothers. It was the brother I lived with in the area at the time and we had a treasure trove of inside jokes at all times; I could tell that outsiders found it nearly detestable being around us because they would have no fucking clue what we were talking about. A particular hilarious inside joke we had at this time came out while watching sports, particularly hockey. Our mom's side of the family was a farming family and my mom was, generally, a modern woman with all that behind her; unless you threw her in an exciting situation, then the farmer side would shine forth. This was particularly illuminated whenever she would get excited about sports and she would let out a, what sounded like from a coyote, 'yip' noise. We grew up with that noise popping out above all else at numerous soccer and football games our whole lives. For some reason, either my brother or I did it while watching the Oilers play, and presumably lose, we thought that it was the singlehanded funniest thing in the whole world. All the best comedy is just pointing out the absurdity of commonplace things; our mom's yip was to be no different. So anyways, we are at the Thirsty Turtle one particular night. I have a great crew of guys and it was a pretty great place for talking to girls; really casual and everyone got fucked up there all the time. Through some fucking miracle, I find myself sharing a small table with a young lady and I am doing my best to show her that I am not a rapist; it really is the first thing you need to establish when you are hitting on a girl at a bar; you can’t just say β€œhey, I’m not a rapist”, you need to use subtlety in order to convince them of your legitimacy. But my brother would walk by and every time he did he would emit that same high-pitched "yip!" I, obviously, would need to respond with the same, it wouldn't be as infinitely funny to us if I didn't. After the first yip, the girl leaned in close to me and said "what the fuck was that? Did you just bark at me?" I laughed at the absurdity of the question and in the midst of my outburst she leaned in again to say "cause I don't fuckin play that." My first thoughts were: "This isn't the first time someone has barked at you?" and "if so, what the fuck are you all about to have this be a common occurrence?" I really did think it was hilarious how serious our conversation got, but wanted to get laid; so, I picked up the slack, changed the subject, and tried to get friendly again. Things were going pretty well until my brother made another lap around the bar. "Yip", he insisted as he walked by. "YIP!" I said with zeal to respond. Needless to say, my date was very unimpressed with my hooting. She leaned in to say something presumptuous, along the lines of: "are you fucking assholes calling me a dog?" I laughed at the craziness of the situation and she got mad and was nearly yelling "Don't fucking bark at me". That glint I was talking about then surged up as if from nowhere and implanted itself on my eye. I leaned right up to her as if to whisper an apology in her ear and said "yip". She didn't say a word as she lifted her leg up, placed her foot on my stool, and pushed off. As I fell backwards I reached for anything I could grab, but there were no handles available; I can still see the lateral rotation of the room and feel my chance to get laid falling to the floor with me. I fell backwards to a luckily unattended area and the only thing that hurt was my pride. The bouncer then came up to me and said "you gotta go". I responded like a little wiener with "but she pushed ME!" He said, "I know, I saw the whole thing, she is getting kicked out the back door". I love how they kicked me out the front and her out the back as if we were to fight. Is that an Edmonton assumption? I left with my tail between my legs and went home to the doghouse again.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Osborne26
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 29
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