Switch Pick up lines

The best Switch pick up lines

Are you a light switch

Are you a light switch cas you can't just turn me on and leave
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/fuckaduck009
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 20
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Are you a malfunctioning switch board?

Because I'm trying to create a spark between us.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/happy_anand
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 05
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Hey wanna play some mario kart 8 deluxe on my switch?

I have plenty of other games on there, like mario party, ARMS, Kirby, some Snes/Nes games, and even some PokΓ©mon games. But if you really want, we can play some smash in my room.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/billy-joels-dad
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 08
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I don't have a switch but...

I'm sure there is another way we can smash
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AlonRaz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 17
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Are you a light switch

because i really want to turn you on when i enter a room
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/little-miss-Zer0
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 13
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Hey girl are you my mobile charger switch

Cause i want to turn you on
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sunridersurya
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 02
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Are you my Christmas present?

cuz I would love to unpack you. You could switch unpack to undress I guess
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SpritualExcersise
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 21
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I’m no elf on the shelf

But for you baby I could switch positions every night.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/littlebizcocho
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 23
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Did you flip a switch

Because you turned me on
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PlatypusLord1
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 22
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Are you a light switch

Because I’ll turn you on
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DoritoDom
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 25
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Are you the off switch?

Because I want to learn how to turn you on
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/maroonedpariah
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 24
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Are you a Nintendo Switch?

Cause then you could share the joy.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Thumpi36
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 16
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Damn girl, are you good a video games?

Because you just switched me to hard mode
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/president_gore
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 09
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Are you a light switch

Cause I want to turn you on
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Blu-mf-boi
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 05
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Yo girl, I'm a switch.

You can turn me on.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Spectrum_Hindsight
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 27
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This place is packed!

But as long as I’ve got a face, you’ve got somewhere to sit!! You can switch this up many different ways I’ve done it quite a few times. Like are you tired? Well.... or just flat out hey girl as long as I got a face.... it’s honestly only legit worked once if just hooking up is the goal. Another time it worked was with a girl I dated for a bit and am actually good friends with now haha
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/theshua253
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 22
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Girl you know the saying behind every successful man there is a women

..but you want to switch position i am okay with it too.. #fresh prince
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/raushankumar009
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 22
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Hey baby, did it hurt?

"Did what hurt?" (*Rolls eyes*) When Abraham Lincoln was ASSASINATED?!?!? Note: switching from a normal tone of voice to yelling the last word is mandatory Usage: 1) as a dropoff line to retaliate when they act in an insulting way, in order to relish in their typically hilarious reactions of disgust when you'd normally walk away 2) to satisfy your hands/slap fetish, because that is a very likely result 3) ???
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/NothingButFish
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 06
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