Hey wanna play some mario kart 8 deluxe on my switch?
I have plenty of other games on there, like mario party, ARMS, Kirby, some Snes/Nes games, and even some Pokémon games. But if you really want, we can play some smash in my room.
But as long as I’ve got a face, you’ve got somewhere to sit!!
You can switch this up many different ways I’ve done it quite a few times. Like are you tired? Well.... or just flat out hey girl as long as I got a face.... it’s honestly only legit worked once if just hooking up is the goal. Another time it worked was with a girl I dated for a bit and am actually good friends with now haha
"Did what hurt?" (*Rolls eyes*)
When Abraham Lincoln was ASSASINATED?!?!?
Note:
switching from a normal tone of voice to yelling the last word is mandatory
Usage:
1) as a dropoff line to retaliate when they act in an insulting way, in order to relish in their typically hilarious reactions of disgust when you'd normally walk away
2) to satisfy your hands/slap fetish, because that is a very likely result
3) ???