Wish Pick up lines

so i could grind you all night long

So I could smash it over and over

So I could bang you on every furniture I came across.

Cause all I want is this Christmas is you

Just like the other 3 :)

So you'd be on me all day - Day 213

That way, I'd be seeing two of you!

In your pants all the time

So I can read you in Braille.

but hot snacks from outside are not allowed

so we could do some necking.

So that I can lie tangent to your curves.

so I could pin you against a wall 😉😳

But they don't allow me to bring my own snacks.

Damn girl(name) you are fine. My only wish is you are mine.

So I'd be hard and you'd do me all night on the desk

I can't say what I wished for, but you are right here so it came true

Cause that way i'd be able to choke you

So that you could keep me up all night Alternatively: So that I could wake up to you everyday

so I could spend every night inside of you.

I could see you twice.

Dont worry He's just fulfilling my wishes

So we could go Beyond Meat

In 4 legs.

So I could spread you out on the table and then leave you unfinished. 🧩

But they won’t let me bring my own snack

Ya never know, they could find my right eye in mars and my dick in uranus ;)

I wished you as my Christmas present

Cause I’d love to be inside your guts girl

Oh and never, ever stop being cute as fuck.

Note: Idk why I put the Burger King instead of King maybe it just sounds more realistic and plus it can be used to extend the pickup line

So then I would have two more hearts beating for you 💕 - Day 8

I wish I was toilet paper cuz then I could touch your butt

Because I wish you could come faster.

Then I could see you twice

So I could bang you on every piece of furniture in my house

Because I is beside u

They don’t let snacks in there

Because then I'd know your number by heart. *Disclaimer* whoever you use this on must know basic chemistry. Edit: Avogadro* credits to hokiducky for taking me down a notch

"Why?" That way you could sit on me

To be tangent to your curves Any advice how to improve this old line?

because then i would be hard and you would be doing me on your desk ;)

What are your other 2 wishes ?

I would drag the sun across the sky just to be able to wish I could take you on a date

Cuz your wish is my command ;) (Could work if you both talking dirty... or if she says she wants to do something nasty)

Because I wished for you for Christmas

... I should come up with other two wishes

I wish I was cross-eyed so I can see you twice

because I really wish you were on top of me.

So I could grind you, flip you and ride you all day :^)

But I got the chance to talk to you, so it came true anyway

My brain is fucked, I wish it was you

Cause I got your name but I forgot our date Wish me luck kings, I just used that one on a girl who added me on snap

because I wish you'd fucking hit me already

Because I'd love showing off to the entire world that you're with me. We can go anywhere you want to go. I'll buy dinner and pay for our movie tickets too. Genuinely no expectation for sex because just knowing you want to spend time with me would get me off. We can get ice creams and lick each other's flavors. Like in super slow motion. If you choke on something I'm going to do everything in my power to keep you alive because when we do have sexual intercourse it will only be with your not dead body. Every time I see you my heart does multiple somersaults inside and I wish you could somehow feel that feeling it gives me so you'd have some idea of how fully head over heels I am for you and that luscious body you're packing into that outfit of yours. When we do make sweet love to each other's bodies you will always finish first. In fact if you don't bust a lady nut I won't be busting a jizz nut either. If you send me nudes not only will I never share them with anybody else ever I will also make sure and keep them inside encrypted folders on external drives that I keep in my 6 foot fire proof safe. Any time I use them to pleasure my weiner dong I'll make sure to put the nudes back into the safe immediately. Before I even clean up the mess you made me make because I was thinking about you and you got me so horny I couldn't even properly prepare ahead of time and get the paper towels ready so I just launched the baby batter right into my belly button. And when our date is over I'm going to be waiting by my phone anxiously awaiting your next texts to find out when I can set eyes on you again. What really confuses me is how I survived all my life without you because now that I know you girl, I can't live another moment without you in my life. Ok so, pick you up around 5?

Cause U and I would be together.

I wish you can last forever

cuz i'd let my fingers spread you open.

Because then I'd be hard and you'd be doing me on your desk.

Cause I made a wish and here you are.

So I could get in between those buns.

I tip my fedora and wish a good day to you

So I could touch your butt.

Good morrow Fair maiden, for I have cometh to inform thee that I desire thine choochie, as I'm a horny cunt who wishes nothing more than to suckle from the flesh of thine bosom.

But You Are already on My wish list

Cause damn i wish you were here

And I got a genie in a bottle if you rub me the right way!!! Make a wish!!