Osteoporosis Pick up lines

The best Osteoporosis pick up lines

Hey girl, are you osteoporosis?

because you're giving me a serious bone condition

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👤︎ u/kordesii2358

📅︎ Feb 15

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I have Osteoporosis...

..do you mind if I take some of your hard bone?

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👤︎ u/serotoninfruitloops

📅︎ Sep 06

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Hey gurl/guy, are you 25 years spent installing industrial flooring coupled with Osteoporosis?

Because you make my knees weak.

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👤︎ u/slightly-simian

📅︎ May 24

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