Chair Pick up lines

The best Chair pick up lines

I'd break every chair in the world

Just to have you sit on my face.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/rhinosorcery
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 10
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I would burn every single damn chair in this world...

So my face would be the last thing you sit on
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MizterMC
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 25
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Hey girl are you a chair?

Cause I want you on all fours with your legs spread apart
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Lord-Fur-Ballz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 11
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I'd hide every chair in the world

Just for you to sit on my face
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/niktothelai
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 16
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Hey, princess, are you a high chair?

Because I want to put a baby in you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/8ada55_11ama
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 01
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Hey girl are you disabled?

Because I can’t wait for the memories wheel chair
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PhobixM8
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 26
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I'd move all the chairs in the world

So you can sit on my face
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Okto-the-noob
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 26
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girl are you a foldable chair

Cause I want to open you legs.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/nerio107
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 02
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If I could I would hide all the chairs in the world just so you can sit on my face.

Believe me. It works 7/10 times.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/StruggleSnug69
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 22
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Roses are red, life isn't fair

Let's go out, or I'll eat a chair
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/miyegro
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 03
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Are you looking for a seat?

Cuz I would break all the chairs in this room, just for you to sit on my face
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DreamCuRuBa
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 07
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Smoothest thing I have ever said by far....

Cute nerdy girl sits 2 seats down from me at the empty hotel bar. We chit chat for 15 mintues about work tv booze and whatnot. I want to have a cig, she doesnt smoke. I get up and say " you gonna be here for another 5 mintues?" She says "yeah ill watch your beer" as i take 2 steps away I say " I dont really care about the beer, I was just hoping youd still be here when I get back." She did one of those surprised quick audible inhales... I didnt look back. I get back from smoking and she moved to the chair next to me. I sit down and she puts her hand on my leg immediately. Conversation turned sexual quickly. She has my room key, shes coming up, she stopped at her room obviously to freshen up before it goes down. Tl;dr one line gets sex
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/gingerbuttholelickr
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 20
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The funny thing about my apartment...

Is that there's only one chair and it's my face.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/STINKdoctor
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 07
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