Drinks Pick up lines

The best Drinks pick up lines

They say that a man only needs 3 B’s in life

Booties, boobs and booze. Well the drinks are from me...
👤︎ u/Feanor008
📅︎ Jan 24
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My friends bet I can't talk to the prettiest girl.

Wanna use their money to buy drinks?
📅︎ Feb 08
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You like soft drinks?

Cuz I can Mountain Dew you.
👤︎ u/Arch3typ3_
📅︎ Feb 19
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My friends bet i can't talk to the prettiest girl

Wanna use their money to buy drinks?
📅︎ May 13
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Yesterday I grabbed coffee with an older women ..

She sat and I asked what she wanted before going to the counter to order, she said double double (Canadian for two cream two sugar) so I went and ordered then brought back our drinks. I gave her the coffee and said "I didn't add any sugar because you're already sweet enough". She looked at me and said "shut the fuck up". My mom didn't find it funny, but the girl at the table next to me did. We now have a lunch date this afternoon. TL;DR Used pick up line on my mom, now have a date with a cute girl
📅︎ Apr 11
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How to pick up someone from the same sex

Me: hey, i think you look cute, would you like to go out for drinks. Them: sorry i'am straight Me: so does spaghetti when it's not hot Baduuum tsss
📅︎ Feb 04
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A little elaborate, but bear with me.

So this has to be done at a bar that uses ice cubes in their drinks. Take up a seat next to the prettiest girl there. She'll probably be wondering why you sat so close with so many empty seats. This is good---pique her interest, get her thinking about you. You order a gin soda or any other hiball (preferably something with no sugary soda). Sit there and drink quietly while you glance up at her every once in a while with maybe a smile or two. Again, keep her thinking "who is this guy and what does he want?" This is critical. Do this maybe four or five times and when she finally turns to you to ask "can I help you?" you take a piece of ice out of your glass, place it on the bar, look her dead in the eye and smash it with your cup. Then you say, in your most James Dean with Wolverine claws voice: "Now that I've broken the ice, can I buy you a drink?" Boom. Panties, meet floor.
📅︎ Jun 26
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