Boss Pick up lines

The best Boss pick up lines

Hey girl, are you my boss when I'm trying to get a raise?

Cause I'd kiss your ass
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/GimmeChigginTendies
šŸ“…ļøŽ Aug 21
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girl they say that loves a game

i guess your the final boss
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/big-nicks-dick-muget
šŸ“…ļøŽ Sep 26
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Hey girl, are you the presidency of Herbert Hoover?

Cause you suck. And you *ruined* me. You wiped out my life's savings over petty credit purchases. You broke me down mentally to a point where I was done with life and isolating myself. You're such a cruel, heartless bitch that you convinced my boss to "lay me off". And then, here's the worst part you self centred bastard, you "tried to fix things". Bullshit. Nothing that broken could have been fixed by your ineffective means... You can't just give me a small gift and expect everything to heal. I can't pay for a more than 60% increase in my spendings because of you! And now my depression that your awfulness directly caused is affecting my friends too. Act like the way you speak and fix your character, you do nothing wreck. Oh and give me my gold bullion back, you lying whore. I don't have any other money for food and you aren't helping me out here.
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/celloninja7
šŸ“…ļøŽ Apr 08
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CANCER SURVIVOR IN NEED OF ASSISTANCE WITH PICKUP LINES !!! 3 year battle and i beat it now i need help with the women in college everyone please help me out Iā€™m tryna get back into it and have fun haha

Hey everyone Iā€™m in college and after 3 hard years of battling cancer Iā€™m going back to school but i want to also use my awful disease (lymphoma) as a blessing for me when having fun. So can you guys help me figure out some boss ass pickup lines to get the girls haha
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/D27182627
šŸ“…ļøŽ Feb 08
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Are you buddy valastro?

Cuz you got cake, boss
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/zxchokxm
šŸ“…ļøŽ Mar 08
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