Forgot Pick up lines

The best Forgot pick up lines

I forgot my password to my account

And when I hit "password hint" it keeps telling me "*her name* phone number", think you can help me out?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sensei_pain
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 25
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They forgot to put your name on the periodic table

Cos you're one of the elements that make up my life.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/I_N_R_I
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 21
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My lips forgot what a kiss feels like

Do you think you could remind me?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DeadLead300
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 01
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You are but a cute little bird who forgot how to fly

Until then, let me be the wind under your wings
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Onion-with-layers
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 21
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You look so hot in this picture,

I forgot it was winter and went out uncovered.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Fearless_Vehicle6709
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 26
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It's so cold here and I forgot my mufflers

It's so cold here and I forgot my mufflers so can I use your thighs instead ?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dark_knight59222
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 21
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Are you the time I forgot to add water to my ramen?

Cause I can't stop thinking about you. True story, no longer allowed to make ramen when visiting my father
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Austin_Knauss
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 09
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why your smile went to jail?

I Forgot
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ioa0
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 13
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Hey girl, can you be my girlfriend this holiday?

I don’t want snow to be the only thing I’m plowing all month long Edit: forgot the word β€œwant”
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Gavanthino
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 04
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Noticed the mistake in the latest music charts?

They forgot to list you in their hottest singles
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/WaidWilsen
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 21
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Because I forgot to save it
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/anmolrc108
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 04
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Hey, do you have a pen?

I-i-i forgot my phone, I'll give it back to you as soon as I write your number.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/precious_trash
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 26
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Hey baby, are you Amazon Prime?

Cuz I forgot to unsubscribe and it's costing me a fortune.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PapaJaundice
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 03
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Apple Music or Spotify?

Me: Oh so you heard the glitch on it last week? Her: what glitch? Me: Well they forgot to list you as the hottest single πŸ˜‰
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Aciatrix
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 09
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Me:there are 20 letters in the alphabets right?

Her:no there are 26 Me:oh I forgot u r a q t Her:these are 5 Me:oh ill give you the d later
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Mufreezy10
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 17
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The size of the ship doesn’t matter. It’s all about the motion of the ocean and the captains experience. So, can I take a dive your ocean?

I know it’s a little long but I just thought of it and I had to write it down before I forgot.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/esairoman00
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 16
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I forgot my Christmas stockings.

Can I hang some fresh ones from you?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/superfsh
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 26
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I think i forgot something.

What did you forget? Your virginity 😎😏
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Emlaaa
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 22
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That's weird. I forgot to make my wish at 11:11

But I got the chance to talk to you, so it came true anyway
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MawSawKaw
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 04
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Anybody ever told you that you’re kind of like an exam?

Cause I got your name but I forgot our date Wish me luck kings, I just used that one on a girl who added me on snap
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/i-Crysis-i
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 05
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Hey look I can say the alphabet A,B,C ,E

Oh look I forgot the D in you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/fazesamurai145
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 14
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Damn girl are you Easter?

cuz i forgot you existed i only like you for your eggs
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DIY_Colonoscopy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 13
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I have a bad memory...

and I forgot how to kiss, can you teach me?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Captcha_8
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 24
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I had an interesting dream last night

I forgot most of it, but I remember the most important part. You.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Fatman9693
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 19
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Are you my homework because I’m not doing you, and

*wait a few seconds* And I probably should be. Sorry I forgot to finish the pickup line just like I forgot to finish my homework, but if we hang out tonight I won’t forget to finish you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Jackson33USMC
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 01
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Theres only 20 letters in the alphabet

Me: There's twenty letters in the alphabet Crush: No there's 26 Me: I forgot u r a q t Crush: That's 25 Me: I'll give you the D later
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TriCoax
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 11
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Did you notice the mistake on Spotify this week?

They forgot to list you as hottest single !
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/vijaymandhani
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 18
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There are 20 letters in the alphabet right?

Oh, I forgot u r a q t. I'll give you the d later.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/givinhi
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 14
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Are you good with computers by any chance?

Because I’ve been having this log in problem... I forgot my password and every time I click hint it just says β€œ*Person’s* phone number”
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bhladczuk
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 15
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Damn girl, are you Dre?

Cause I forgot about you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/okyeahy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 29
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Me: You remind me of the 21 letters of the alphabet...

You: But there are 26 letters in the alphabet. You’re missing 5! Me: Oh, excuse me. I forgot U R A Q T...
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mathemagician21
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 31
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Did you know there are only 20 letters in the alphabet?

"no there is 26" "oh I forgot U R A Q T" "That's still only 25?!?" "dont worry you'll get the D later"
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Darth_Grandma
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 18
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